You guys are nuts, there are some scenes where literally the whole movie theater was in tears, if you guys didn't find them funny then there is something wrong with you.
1) After the hooker with a dick experience Stu sings a song while they're paddling a boat to go get Chow:
Stu Price: [to the lyrics of "Allentown"] Well, we're living here in Alan Town / And he's driven our lives into the ground / When we woke up we were wasted and drunk / Phil got shot... / We got beaten by a monk... / I was happy and my life was good / Getting married like a dentist should / Roasting marshmallows on a stick / I got fucked in the ass... / By a girl with a dick...
Phil: Ha ha ha, I remember that.
Best line of the movie, Chow coming back to life after a heart attack from cocaine:
Mr. Chow: What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!! I guess it's only funny if you've been in that situation before..