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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2011, 12:12:16 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on September 12, 2011, 12:04:06 PM
Did your pop have little shit on his dick? And don't tell me you didn't see details.  ::)

$5 says this guy has the lotion on and is hard.  ::)
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2011, 12:17:32 PM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on September 12, 2011, 12:12:16 PM
$5 says this guy has the lotion on and is hard.  ::)
Don't say those filthy things on this board...
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2011, 12:19:50 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on September 12, 2011, 12:17:32 PM
Don't say those filthy things on this board...

And......$10 says this guy just went flaccid.  ;D
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2011, 12:20:50 PM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on September 12, 2011, 12:12:16 PM
$5 says this guy has the lotion on and is hard.  ::)

wanna make the same bet regarding me reading this thread, tough guy?
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2011, 12:28:15 PM »
It wasn't your dad, it was me. You were too scared and runned away like a little girl. When I asked your mom if you would be fine she replied: "yes, but he will be in the basement for the next 3-5 weeks making up histories on the internet now continue fucking me".
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2011, 12:31:41 PM »
I think it's time for the sexiest member of parliament in Holland, and for Casey Anthony...
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2011, 12:51:12 PM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on September 12, 2011, 12:20:50 PM
wanna make the same bet regarding me reading this thread, tough guy?

Sure......bring it immigrant.

Let me know what part of Vernon Hills you want to get curb stomped in.

We can dance.
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2011, 12:52:57 PM »
Quote from: Stark on September 12, 2011, 10:52:00 AM
Walked in on my parents a few weeks back ... they are over 60 ... Doggy style ....

I am now looking for psychological help..

Normal?
and how do you think you got here?
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2011, 12:56:34 PM »
Maybe it's time you move out of the house.
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2011, 12:57:27 PM »
Gawd knows your Da's getting sloppy seconds given the amount of Getbiggers running one on your Mom. A revolving door, I hear.

/runs for cover
/sorry, bro. had to.   ;D
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2011, 12:59:35 PM »
God I remember coming home for the summers in college. I would stay out pretty late. A couple times I would come home a little earlier than normal I would hear my parents going at it  :-X I would turn right back around and leave haha. After the second or third time I started making  a little courtesy call to let them know I was coming home a little early. My parents have been married for thirty years! I guess it's pretty awesome they still have that together.
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2011, 01:09:08 PM »
Wtf? This is getbig right ???

Not a single "pics or I'm calling bullshit"!?!!?

I am disappoint!
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2011, 01:18:08 PM »
Did you stick around to watch dad pull out and shoot the load on mommies ass crack? Just curious, is mom a screamer?
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2011, 01:31:04 PM »
Quote from: chaos on September 12, 2011, 01:09:08 PM
Wtf? This is getbig right ???

Not a single "pics or I'm calling bullshit"!?!!?

I am disappoint!
Ha! Sometimes it's wiser to fold, than call. This is one of those occasions.  ;D
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2011, 01:41:22 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on September 12, 2011, 01:18:08 PM
Did you stick around to watch dad pull out and shoot the load on mommies ass crack? Just curious, is mom a screamer?

You can always tell who the sick fucks are from comments like this  :-\
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2011, 01:44:06 PM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on September 12, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
You can always tell who the sick fucks are from comments like this  :-\

I take that as a compliment. What the hell did you expect from the topic.   ::)
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2011, 02:03:58 PM »
you must be the Fockers
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2011, 02:06:24 PM »
Did you get a good look at the HerrenArsche  ???
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Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2011, 02:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Stark on September 12, 2011, 10:57:52 AM
a few years back my mother goes to my PC and clicks on something on the desktop - WHATS THAT ..CLICK!!!
It was a clown raping a woman doggy!!
She: Thats pretty disgusting
Me: The clown mask?
She: No the position they are using
Me: Me chuggles while turning it off - welcome to the 21 century mom (thinking - holy shit my parents got old).


Next morning breakfast after I walked in on both of them was awquard to say the least...

Me: Pop can you pass...hurrDURR... pass the butter please
Pop: Sure son
Me: Mom Pass the bread please?
She: Sure son
.........
Me: WTF I SAW YOU FUCKING YESTEREDAU!!!!!


why didn't you tell Da he wouldn't have gotten that lucky if you didn't show Mum how it was done ?

he may have given you a fist bump or summat ... maybe you should buy him a clown mask for Christmas ?
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Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2011, 03:10:49 PM »
Quote from: W8M8 on September 12, 2011, 02:31:12 PM

why didn't you tell Da he wouldn't have gotten that lucky if you didn't show Mum how it was done ?

he may have given you a fist bump or summat ... maybe you should buy him a clown mask for Christmas ?
I'm thinking a Richard Nixon one. He can get behind there, and give the double victory sign.    ;D
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Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2011, 03:23:36 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on September 12, 2011, 03:10:49 PM
I'm thinking a Richard Nixon one. He can get behind there, and give the double victory sign.    ;D

LOL


or a Borat thumbs up



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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2011, 03:27:23 PM »
Aw come on Stark - you didn't fancy joining in for a spit-roast?  :P
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Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2011, 03:37:52 PM »
op is that awkward dude in american pie
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