True story:
Had to take a shit real bad - run into the next restaurant in the city - had to walk down the stairs and nearly crapped my pants
its was one of these 1 sec to disaster kinda shits.
Left is one toilet and right is the other I didn't look at the doors since they are both open.
Run in the one on the left - never saw that the toilets had no pissoirs

Literally rip my trousers off sit down and fastrope the cosbies.
Next thing I know is somebody opens the lock of my door and tries to get in.
Me: WTF!!!!
Him: SECURITY!!!!
Me: I'm taking a shit!!!
Him: Yearh RIGHT!!!
Confused didn't wipe my ass pull my pants up and I'm ready to do battle.
Turns out I walked into the ladies toilet and cleaning lady thought I was a peeker somebody who would peek
over the toilets to watch girls pee.

Took me a while to convince them