btw, the impetus of this thread was a situation that happened in my life....except it was even much worse
this girl had:
-the same first name as my mom
-the same ethnicity as my mom
-looks like my mom with abs
-is a single mother like what my mom was when she met my dad
-works in the food industry like my mom
it's like, with this many similarities I might as well just save myself the effort and just sniff my mom's panties
.......and "Yes"- it was worth the punchline