I lost all respect i had for you...please tell me this is a joke...please
Wiggs,
You're about 50lb's of fat, teeth whitening strips and a pastel shirt away from landing the type of high powered, ultra organized, stunningly beautiful "professional black female" that Gangstalean mentions are in abundance in his area. These "dreamgirls" are at the top of the food chain. Their lives are planned with military precision. These Uberwomen seek a guy with almost no spine, who can be molded into their idea of a loving partner. They are the dominant partner in any relationship. Soften the tone of your voice. Smile more. Wear none offensive, pastel colors that scream "Mr Average". Pleasant gifts come to pleasant people.
You'll be pussy whipped, no doubt.....but when the pussy in question is meticulously groomed, earns 250k per year, keeps the cellulite in check and the home clean and sparkly.......You'll thank the lord for blessing you with such a princess.
(Below is you in 3 years time....and your potential partner)