Woman Shot In The Head
Sara Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a
nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband
noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the
car. He noticed that Sara's eyes were now open and she looked
very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Sara replied
that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Sara had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back
of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered.
Sara is blonde, a Republican and a Palin supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined of course, to be
Obama's fault.
