How far can you get a tongue up a jews arse??
Well that is an interesting question, & for those who are actually interested in the logistics of this act, you need look no further for an answer than the candidates for the Nov 2012 elections in the 'United states of Amerakey'. A perfect case in point would be Gingrich who has now spent several months at an undisclosed location working with the top trainers in this field, to get that all important extra few millimetres.
I am sure this man can get a little more reach by Nov next year (11 months away), in reality, he could get at least another 5 millimetres, if he watches his diet & trains hard.
Let's see how well he is doing so far shall we?? He seems to be well ahead of the competition as of right now. Here he is speaking on jewish TV. Well, he starts well by attacking the Palestinians & insinuating that they are not even classified as people (that should get him an extra .5ml) & then he manages to not cringe when delivering this vomit inducing answer: "who do you see as your fellow ideological travellers" = "Bibi Netanyahu" (that should get him an extra .7ml). Then he crowns it all off by telling a conference that he will shift the US embassy to Jerusalem, from Telaviv , effectively moving the capital of the country in Americas eyes. as an embassy is always in the capital of a country.
& if that was not enough he then goes on to get a standing ovation (& some screams from the ladies) by telling them he will give the job of Secretary of state to 'John Bolton' thus replacing the Bush line up in the White house.
So there you have it ladies & gentlemen if you want to know how far can you get a tongue up a jews arse, you would do worse than to ask 'Newt Gingrich' a virtual expert.
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