Bitches need a Wake up Call

[Sam]

The classic shot from a camera phone is the one from above her head looking down. Fellas be very wary of this as this = fucking massive.

[Andy Griffin]

I was set up a long time ago with a broad who must have tipped the scales at a beastly 260-plus. When I saw her emerege from her home as I sat in my truck in the driveway I was tempted to drive away. But as I was young, I decided this would be rude and stayed the course.

Today it would be a different decision.

What a "wonderful" evening. We stopped at McDonald's on the drive back for a late-night snack and the whale proceeded to order over twice the food I had. Driving along as the beast ate her food was intensely off-putting. Then, when she had finished her mega-gulp Coke beverage, she hurled the cup out the window.

The last straw.

I have never been as relieved as when the dinosaur exited my vehicle.  

Two weeks later, she dumped you for a black man.

    j/k

[Fortress]

Two weeks later, she dumped you for a black man.

    j/k

I believe she was spotted somewhere by a deep sea fisherman and harpooned, actually.

[Natural Man]

Funny she ll end with an unemployed, uneducated nig.g.er who ll get her pregnant then will leave ultimately. But she still doesnt know it.

 

[Benny B]

Funny she ll end with an unemployed, uneducated nig.g.er who ll get her pregnant then will leave ultimately. But she still doesnt know it.

Pitiful that someone who tries so consistently to come across as getbig's philosopher needs to resort to utilizing lowbrow racial epithets. 

[Jovo]

the funniest thing is a hot girl would demand that like the way this fat slut did, where does she live? in a basement in serbia?

I dont know when the last time you were in serbia was, but the girls there are hotter than american ect bitches over 9000 times, hardly a fat one in sight and they all dress well ;P

[makaveli25]

Pitiful that someone who tries so consistently to come across as getbig's philosopher needs to resort to utilizing lowbrow racial epithets. 

Truth hurts don't it. Brothas will settle for the fat white trash that no white man wants. It's just nature my friend.

[Swlabr]

I dont know when the last time you were in serbia was, but the girls there are hotter than american ect bitches over 9000 times, hardly a fat one in sight and they all dress well ;P

So fucking true. Serbian girls have the best asses in the world.

[Jovo]

So fucking true. Serbian girls have the best asses in the world.

I was there for 6 weeks just a week ago  i came back to aus and its unbelieveable how beatiful they are...even the "ugly" girls are hotter than the avarage aussie chick... so stylish.. then when i came back to aus reality hit me hard bro..

[Swlabr]

I was there for 6 weeks just a week ago  i came back to aus and its unbelieveable how beatiful they are...even the "ugly" girls are hotter than the avarage aussie chick... so stylish.. then when i came back to aus reality hit me hard bro..

I used to live in The Netherlands, the girls there are pretty too on average. I was sorely disappointed when I came to England.

Hopefully I can go on a holiday to Serbia at one point.

[Marty Champions]

Truth hurts don't it. Brothas will settle for the fat white trash that no white man wants. It's just nature my friend.

lol nice pic