"In a stark new development to the scandal of the abnormal blood , a young bitch filed a complaint against a well known Drama Queen
"A few weeks ago I moved in to a supposedly good area , but lets not go there. Since then I havnt had a good night sleep as the landlord is scatallogically obsessed with my toilet habits. Not content with doucing me in buckets of water he has now taken to looking as my excrement while muttering "daddy daddy" under his breath. He should go see Dr Uberluber the psyconanist - ...Never did find out which bug he means and how he got it .....but he has an unhealthy interest in his Grandmother
In a seperate development Leichenschauhaus Morgue declined to say which grunt spilt recently but there were signs of abnormal..... but no dog hairs were found "