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Don_Dada

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Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« on: January 25, 2012, 12:00:46 AM »
in·an·i·mate

/inˈanəmit/

Adjective: Not alive, especially not in the manner of animals and humans.
Showing no sign of life; lifeless.
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BigCyp

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 12:14:53 AM »
No but i've had sex with your mum and your sister at the same time
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Cashfan

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 12:23:06 AM »
Just once, her name was Mary.....
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chris-a

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 01:45:16 AM »
only your dead mum
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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 01:50:52 AM »
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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 01:52:51 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on January 25, 2012, 12:14:53 AM
Yes, i've had sex with your mum and your sister at the same time

Gross!
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Krankenstein

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 05:07:55 AM »
Quote from: Don_Dada on January 25, 2012, 12:00:46 AM
in·an·i·mate

/inˈanəmit/

Adjective: Not alive, especially not in the manner of animals and humans.
Showing no sign of life; lifeless.


No, but please...feel free to tell us about all the times you have....
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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 05:14:48 AM »
yeah,a couple of my old girlfriends! 
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OptimusPrime1980

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 05:18:39 AM »
yeah..... one ex of mine...
we always used to do ghb... great for having sex!
but once she passed out.... i fucked her up the ass.... filmed it and showed it to her the next day.. lol!
she got horney again... and she demanded me to fuck her again....
good old days.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 05:19:36 AM »
i used to have a cuddle i made a hole in so i could come in it, just an alternative for a tissue.
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gym**rat

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 05:23:26 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on January 25, 2012, 05:19:36 AM
i used to have a cuddle i made a hole in so i could come in it, just an alternative for a tissue.

WTF is a cuddle Tito??
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OptimusPrime1980

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 05:33:14 AM »
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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 06:19:08 AM »


Oh I would fuck the hell out of that thing too. Does it have a drain in the bottom of it?
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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 06:31:09 AM »
WHI.  That bear's got it goin' on.
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Tito24

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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 06:34:08 AM »
hahaha yes i had a bear too, very cute
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Re: Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2012, 12:16:40 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on January 25, 2012, 06:31:09 AM
WHI.  That bear's got it goin' on.
WTF? Those elbows are repulsive!
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