Author Topic: Bodybuilding technique - who dreams up this shit ?  (Read 4564 times)

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Re: who drreams up this shit ?
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2012, 05:14:26 PM »
"Boxing"
     

The idea of boxing is just a simple torture/death penalty method used for a group of 3-10 people.  The "box" is actually and metal trailer type deal, that rests on a pivot, tilting slightly in one direction (the tilt can be altered at killers desire).  The trailer is around a 20X8 with lights and slats to send food in.  The people inside will be perpetually naked and will be fed anything they desire however will never be able to leave the "box".  The lights will be switched so that they sleep during the day and are awake at (our) night.  Good quality food will be continuously sent in through the slats along with whatever drinks they request.  As they are still being fed they will continue to urinate and defecate.  Since the trailer is inclined, they will shat and piss on the lower end so they still have room to sleep that's clean.  Then one day when everyone is asleep, the lights will flip on and the trailer's incline will be switched.

Disease will kill a few off.  After the first round we (I) will start to introduce flies, moskeeters, ticks, maggots, and various road-kill into the "box". Repeat as necessary.



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Re: who drreams up this shit ?
« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2012, 05:47:37 PM »


Incredibly unnecessary. Smells like Crossfit. This is an ACL injury just waiting to happen.

Oh geez, what in the blue hell was that? That's retarded beyond belief

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Re: who drreams up this shit ?
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2012, 05:52:00 PM »
They should start doing boxing matches with the guys on swiss balls
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Re: who drreams up this shit ?
« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2012, 05:57:05 PM »
Absolute nonsense. You aren't going to benefit from doing that kind of shit whatsoever. The vast majority of your effort goes towards simply trying to maintain some balance and coordination, let alone achieving a muscular contraction.

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Re: who drreams up this shit ?
« Reply #54 on: January 30, 2012, 08:52:11 PM »
Back in the day,we called "the core" erectors and abdominals and we worked it doing squats and deadlifts not standing on a fucking big blue ball.........I hate "the core" parrots and their ilk with a passion.

I love to kick those balls around the gym though.......lotsa` fun!  
seems like all older people are facinated by them lol would make a good chair so you could strengthen the core while writing bodybuilding.com articles

possible new article there how to get a six pack while writting bodybuilding.com articles?

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Re: who drreams up this shit ?
« Reply #55 on: January 30, 2012, 08:56:30 PM »
They should start doing boxing matches with the guys on swiss balls

HAhahahaahahahhaha that would be awesome, but only bodybuilding atracts these weird-naive-delusional type of guys so I doubt that could happen.

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Re: who drreams up this shit ?
« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2012, 10:09:54 PM »
Looks like something Layne Norton would do :-\