We are not doing pm's. Moved past that stage a long time ago.
Dont worry baby, G_thong lives in a village where there is only one PC and thats in the local Witch Doctors hut - the Witchy has told the natives such as the _thong that it's a gift from the white gods of evil above, but he lets the top spear chuckers use the devils device - now young g_thong is a smart cookie as far as tree climbers climb and has been norty and found GB where lots of pictures of white girls and big gorrilas wearing nothing but sparkly underpants are - his goal is to pack up his spear and extra _thong_ and move to the big city that is GB - till then he only gets to post on GB once a week and that costs him two coconuts and a water buffalos bollocks.
you try real hard to impress booty, wilma. how many PMs do you send her daily?
She's already impressed shaka - but we haven't talked over PM in months - why would we when we do it face to face or on the phone plus txt..Sorry but you will need to see if you can use that PC a bit more so you can keep up and whilst at it google image a phone , coming to the west you might need to know what one is and how to use it , dont want to upset your witch doc and let you know how the net works ( psst he has hidden phone lines buried underground)