Author Topic: Why GB'ers should never get married.  (Read 629 times)

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Why GB'ers should never get married.
« on: January 30, 2012, 07:50:43 AM »
I say this on a Yahoo article response and thought the locals here would approve:

A Get Biggers Fairy tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard #$%$ and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate burritos, pizza, potato chips, and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End

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Re: Why GB'ers should never get married.
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2012, 07:52:24 AM »
that dude did live happily ever after.

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Re: Why GB'ers should never get married.
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2012, 07:53:03 AM »
Truth

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Re: Why GB'ers should never get married.
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2012, 07:53:17 AM »
Haha that's great I needed that today!

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Re: Why GB'ers should never get married.
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 08:54:14 AM »
Lol. good one!

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Re: Why GB'ers should never get married.
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 09:01:35 AM »
Haha!! Awesome, and so true