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Common movie scenarios
« on: December 03, 2013, 02:48:37 PM »
If there's heavy rain your car is going to crash.
Walking alone in a parking garage and you will get attacked.


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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2013, 04:19:01 PM »
Quiet room, with camera looking at character who is offset to the side, allowing for the viewers to see what will happen behind

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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 08:43:54 AM »
when you're escaping from zombies the battery of your car always fails

when there is an ice machine you'll find Bo....ops sorry Diablo don't want to see your thread deleted
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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 08:49:42 AM »
Black folks won`t sleep in the haunted house.

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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 08:56:09 AM »
If you've just scored the most beautiful woman of your dreams at that camping trip with you and your buddies, expect to be stabbed through the abdomen with a most gruesome implement at the moment of climax. By a marauding serial killer dressed in a kooky yet memorable outfit.

You'll live just long enough to see your new girlfriend dispatched similarly.

The lesson to all teenage boys watching the movie: random scoring gets you killed, so keep it in your pants (this message sponsored by your mom).

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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 09:08:13 AM »
if you're a policeman the last day before retirement you'll be surely shot and die
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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 09:26:42 AM »
The cop who gets his badge suspended but decides to find the killer anyway.

Possibly the most repeated one ever.


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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 09:31:44 AM »
The hero armed only with a revolver can fire 100 rounds while doing somersaults and accurately kill guards 100 ft away.


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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 02:22:57 PM »
If you adopt a child, there's a good chance the kid is possessed by Satan.

If you hire a hot babysitter, expect the dad to bone her.


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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 02:26:40 PM »
The bad guys usually empty a magazine of an MP-5 or an AK47 at 3 feet distance totally missing you
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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 02:42:27 PM »
You suck at fighting and almost everything in the first 30 mins.

Your love-interest is almost always together with someone who kicks your butt and has special animosity towards you.

You meet by accident/help/save an older more experienced Mentor-figure (around 40 mins in the movie) that teaches you not only a Deadly Art but also how to act like a real man.

Your fightingskills grow but also your personality.

You defeat the bad guy around 80 minutes in the movie and get the girls.

This is not just in Hollywood-movies but also in Hong Kong-cinema.

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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 02:45:03 PM »
You suck at fighting and almost everything in the first 30 mins.

Your love-interest is almost always together with someone who kicks your butt and has special animosity towards you.

You meet by accident/help/save an older more experienced Mentor-figure (around 40 mins in the movie) that teaches you not only a Deadly Art but also how to act like a real man.

Your fightingskills grow but also your personality.

You defeat the bad guy around 80 minutes in the movie and get the girls.

This is not just in Hollywood-movies but also in Hong Kong-cinema.

And I thought I was the only who watched "Karate Kid" repeatedly.

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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 02:52:52 PM »
And I thought I was the only who watched "Karate Kid" repeatedly.

haha do you think this "phenomenon" is exclusive to "Karate Kid"? :D
Many many chop socky-movies have this structure.

Several of Jackie Chans early movies, No Retreat No Surrender (with Van Damage) etc etc

Standard structure for a boatload of Honk Kong Sock'em-movies

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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 03:00:43 PM »
Fighter 101: You're a fighter that never got his chance.  You get your chance, you doubt yourself.  Your wife believes in you, your friends, but you still doubt yourself.
You have a talk with your wife before the big fight with the champ.  Confidence rises...VICTORY!!
Oh, that's every Rocky movie...(substitute dead friend, winning for your sick wife, substitute dead trainer, repeat)

Fighter 102: You're a fighter, it's the last round, you've been getting your head smashed in by a superior athlete...enter TRAINER PEP TALK.
You somehow have transformed within a matter of seconds and realize you've had the tools all along, but just had to GO FOR IT because you may lose your house and wife wants you to win.

Love scene 101:
You banged another girl, but were drunk or forgot about how magical your current love was.  You realize you were wrong, knock on her door...but guess what..she's left for a trip to Europe already.
You're bewildered...but if you hop a taxi, you can probably catch her at the airport...oh shit, there's traffic!!  And yes, it's RAINING!!  You hop out of the taxi, jump over cars (enter cute line to person's car you step on: "Sorry, I'm in a hurry.")  Dumb ass crowd laughs.
Ends up, you catch her just in time before she boards the plane and express you're epic love.  She buys you're dumb shit and cancels the trip.  (Alternate ending) The plane is on the runway, but they call the plane back to the gate because it's unrealistic and a movie.

Action star:
Forward to the end.  Car has a massive wreck on a bridge, car is dangling off the edge, his partner presses down on the car (of course 170lbs of twink can hold a few thousand pounds), his buddy...thought bloodied and dazed, manages to grab hold of his man friend...JUST in time before the car falls 100ft to a ravine (Enter unrealistic epic explosion of car).  Guy looks at his partner (cute line, "I missed you.") dumb ass crowd laughs...end movie.

More lovefest:
Women is with another guy (everyone sees he's a real "jerk" but her).  The good guy goes unnoticed, while bad guy uses her like a receptacle for most of the movie.  She finally takes her head out of her ass and sees the guy she is with is full of lies and has been banging the whole town.  Good guy makes his last pitiful move and gets Bad guys left over....can barely feel a vagina wall, but is somehow "victorious".


The end.
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Re: Common movie scenarios
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2013, 03:04:42 PM »
Action star:
Forward to the end.  Car has a massive wreck on a bridge, car is dangling off the edge, his partner presses down on the car (of course 170lbs of twink can hold a few thousand pounds), his buddy...thought bloodied and dazed, manages to grab hold of his man friend...JUST in time before the car falls 100ft to a ravine (Enter unrealistic epic explosion of car).  Guy looks at his partner (cute line, "I missed you.") dumb ass crowd laughs...end movie.

LOL! This has been shown in SO many action-movies

More lovefest:
Women is with another guy (everyone sees he's a real "jerk" but here).  The good guy goes unnoticed, while bad guy uses her like a receptacle for most of the movie.  She finally takes her head out of her ass and sees the guy she is with is full of lies and has been banging the whole town.  Good guy makes his last pitiful move and gets Bad guys left over....can barely feel a vagina wall, but is somehow "victorious".
The end.

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