Fighter 101: You're a fighter that never got his chance. You get your chance, you doubt yourself. Your wife believes in you, your friends, but you still doubt yourself.
You have a talk with your wife before the big fight with the champ. Confidence rises...VICTORY!!
Oh, that's every Rocky movie...(substitute dead friend, winning for your sick wife, substitute dead trainer, repeat)
Fighter 102: You're a fighter, it's the last round, you've been getting your head smashed in by a superior athlete...enter TRAINER PEP TALK.
You somehow have transformed within a matter of seconds and realize you've had the tools all along, but just had to GO FOR IT because you may lose your house and wife wants you to win.
Love scene 101:
You banged another girl, but were drunk or forgot about how magical your current love was. You realize you were wrong, knock on her door...but guess what..she's left for a trip to Europe already.
You're bewildered...but if you hop a taxi, you can probably catch her at the airport...oh shit, there's traffic!! And yes, it's RAINING!! You hop out of the taxi, jump over cars (enter cute line to person's car you step on: "Sorry, I'm in a hurry.") Dumb ass crowd laughs.
Ends up, you catch her just in time before she boards the plane and express you're epic love. She buys you're dumb shit and cancels the trip. (Alternate ending) The plane is on the runway, but they call the plane back to the gate because it's unrealistic and a movie.
Action star:
Forward to the end. Car has a massive wreck on a bridge, car is dangling off the edge, his partner presses down on the car (of course 170lbs of twink can hold a few thousand pounds), his buddy...thought bloodied and dazed, manages to grab hold of his man friend...JUST in time before the car falls 100ft to a ravine (Enter unrealistic epic explosion of car). Guy looks at his partner (cute line, "I missed you.") dumb ass crowd laughs...end movie.
More lovefest:
Women is with another guy (everyone sees he's a real "jerk" but her). The good guy goes unnoticed, while bad guy uses her like a receptacle for most of the movie. She finally takes her head out of her ass and sees the guy she is with is full of lies and has been banging the whole town. Good guy makes his last pitiful move and gets Bad guys left over....can barely feel a vagina wall, but is somehow "victorious".
The end.
