Danica Patrick to race the Daytona 500 WYHI

[EZ$]

 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

This bitch said in an interview that she is sick of being made some sort of sex symbol. For that statement alone she belongs in prison with Phil Heron.

[dr.chimps]

let me. I have this for johnny. a total babe!? by page 12, she will be a total tranny, or a work.  

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

not that cute
no ass at all

BUT

i would give her the best 3 minutes of her life

[T-rex]

not that cute
no ass at all

BUT

i would give her the best 3 minutes of her life

Def sporting the pancake ass. Sitting too much racing? It would be difficult but I would def give her a pity fuck. Imagine going through life like that? The horror.

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

Def sporting the pancake ass. Sitting too much racing? It would be difficult but I would def give her a pity fuck. Imagine going through life like that? The horror.

i see her as being a pain in the ass to be around..only sucks dick on valentines day or birthdays

a real load to handle

[jaejonna]

what a solid 6 should look like...plus she was in a crash and will start in 29th using her backup car.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Because she drives cars at 200 mph, there's no possible way she isn't one of this whores who is always looking for the BBD(bigger better deal). Plus most of those Tomboy type chicks are either Lesbo's or chicks who have been fucked by all her guy friends since she was like 10 years old. Bangable HELL YES. But thats about it...

[Dokey111]

Def sporting the pancake ass. Sitting too much racing? It would be difficult but I would def give her a pity fuck. Imagine going through life like that? The horror.

yes she needs to be told that she has no ass, set her straight.

[T-rex]

i see her as being a pain in the ass to be around..only sucks dick on valentines day or birthdays

a real load to handle

I hear ya: " I dont do that position" "my mouth is getting tired, can we just cuddle?" "I only do it with the lights out and the blanket over us". Ugh. I can only imagine the regulations involved just to have a famous chick on your arm. And I'm sure she would have plenty of things that you need to fix/change with yourself. Would it be worth it if this was the scenario? And I can guarantee anal is beyond out. Would def have secret skank/slut on the side, and I would use Danica's money to keep said slut quiet lol!

[T-rex]

yes she needs to be told that she has no ass, set her straight.

Just got off the phone with Danica, talked her into ass implants. Hey! I'm a getbigger, I have that kind of pull

[bike nut]

I'd ground and pound that pussy mound.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Any chick who loves to be around hundreds of thousands of red necks every weekend has to be one of the most irritating chicks on the planet. She's like one of those guys who have a Lee Priest/Napoleon/short mans complex-X10...

[Dokey111]

Any chick who loves to be around hundreds of thousands of red necks every weekend has to be one of the most irritating chicks on the planet. She's like one of those guys who have a Lee Priest/Napoleon/short mans complex-X10...

x2.  after a while, even the worst of them are like "go have a fucking baby already!"

[EZ$]

a getbig 6, but a nascar 10.