So I am going to this Christmas thing in a couple weeks that has a "white elephant" gift swap... something like you put a gift in that is supposed to be funny, or inappropriate. Trying to figure out what I want to put in there. Something relatively cheap, but hilarious. I think they put the cap at like $15 or something. It will just be a few people, but there will be a woman who I want to put my penis inside of mike cox style.
Any suggestions?
