$100 to Fly Through the Airport

[Hugo Chavez]

Hate the full-body scans, pat-downs and slow going at TSA airport security screening checkpoints? For $100, you can now bypass the hassle.

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[Bindare_Dundat]

There isnt anything money cant buy.

[Soul Crusher]

There isnt anything money cant buy.

Truth - need a mug? 

[LurkerNoMore]

I see the price dropped.  It was $300 when they first started talking about it a while back.

But it doesn't do any good unless all the airports and airlines implement it. 

[Hugo Chavez]

I see the price dropped.  It was $300 when they first started talking about it a while back.

But it doesn't do any good unless all the airports and airlines implement it. 

It's fucking crap from the start.  The government will search your shit, feel you up, X-ray your ass, look inside and out, molest your kids, but if you subject yourself to a complete background check and pay us a little cash, we'll let you do what you normally did before this bullshit ever started   FUCK OFF...

And all of this shit is going to happen on the interstate highways.  Dumpshits are not bitching about this now and you watch, you fucking prick morons are not going to say anything when they are doing this just to go from one state to the next.

[LurkerNoMore]

It won't get off the ground.  As evident of the price drop so fast. 

They tried this same thing quite a few years ago.  But it was marketed under the Business Express notion.  (Might be wrong on the name though).  Charging $$$ for "business" people to have a separate express lane of their own.