Visit Egypt, and crack open a cold one.
Now you get to bang your wife even if she's dead but you only have a 6 hour window of opportunity postmortem http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html#ixzz1tBDjncak