I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.
