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Marshdogg

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About to take a new drug... Desoxyn
« on: May 10, 2012, 08:05:05 PM »
Anyone have a clue how good it is to shred bodyfat & water weight as a professional bodybuilder?

Does it work better if you're a member of Delta Force and assimilate within your body better as a result of being able to handle the hard core effects of it? Is it aware of your past?

Can it cause autism and a keen interest in chicken love & katana collecting?
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Re: About to take a new drug... Desoxyn
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 08:11:07 PM »
it only works if you already knew the location of osama bin laden years before the US got him because a drunken sheik told you so during a party you were hosting at your familys casino
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Marshdogg

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Re: About to take a new drug... Desoxyn
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 08:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Bam-bam on May 10, 2012, 08:11:07 PM
it only works if you already knew the location of osama bin laden years before the US got him because a drunken sheik told you so during a party you were hosting at your familys casino

What if you have a penchant for 14 year old girls? Would it flush out of your system before your next scheduled drug test at the local police precinct?
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Re: About to take a new drug... Desoxyn
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 08:19:52 PM »
Quote from: Marshdogg on May 10, 2012, 08:14:52 PM
What if you have a penchant for 14 year old girls? Would it flush out of your system before your next scheduled drug test at the local police precinct?
no, it will make you want to rape a 13yr old
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Marshdogg

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Re: About to take a new drug... Desoxyn
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 08:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on May 10, 2012, 08:19:52 PM
no, it will make you want to rape a 13yr old

Before or after you decapitate a German Shepherd?
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Re: About to take a new drug... Desoxyn
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2012, 08:22:47 PM »
Quote from: Marshdogg on May 10, 2012, 08:21:33 PM
Before or after you decapitate a German Shepherd?
You'll wake up two days later to realize that German Shepherd, was in fact your beloved Parakeet.
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Re: About to take a new drug... Desoxyn
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2012, 08:24:11 PM »
Quote from: Shockwave on May 10, 2012, 08:22:47 PM
You'll wake up two days later to realize that German Shepherd, was in fact your beloved Parakeet.

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