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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2012, 12:03:13 PM »
One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
Why doesn't YAGR post this kind of quality anymore? Did someone else get ahold of the YAGR screen name? There is a marked difference between these classic posts and the more recent attacks on Wes.

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2012, 12:04:31 PM »
Why doesn't YAGR post this kind of quality anymore? Did someone else get ahold of the YAGR screen name? There is a marked difference between these classic posts and the more recent attacks on Wes.

Careful friend, YAGR has a clearly defined "one punch" policy, all transactions final.

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2012, 12:11:50 PM »
Careful friend, YAGR has a clearly defined "one punch" policy, all transactions final.

spot on

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2012, 04:34:53 PM »
A man not to be fucked with.

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2012, 07:35:35 PM »
Why doesn't YAGR post this kind of quality anymore? Did someone else get ahold of the YAGR screen name? There is a marked difference between these classic posts and the more recent attacks on Wes.

Do you even think this is the least bit funny? You're a FAGR gimmick and no one gives a shit about your tired, worn out bullshit routine anymore.

Die in a fire kunt!

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2012, 07:41:11 PM »
The "attacks" are truly wearing me down........musn`t black out from the pain YAGR and his gimmicks have inflicted on me.

Must hold on......................

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2012, 07:42:53 PM »
The "attacks" are truly wearing me down........musn`t black out from the pain YAGR and his gimmicks have inflicted on me.

Must hold on......................

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Go to the light Uncle Pervy.....go to the light.

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2012, 07:43:50 PM »
yagrs test levels have fallen off...

he no longer has the balls to post without fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2012, 07:46:23 PM »
Go to the light Uncle Pervy.....go to the light.
Be quiet Avesher!  LOL  ;D

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2012, 07:48:07 PM »
yagrs test levels have fallen off...

he no longer has the balls to post without fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Another of his many gimmicks.

Guy loves the attention he gets from being an internet troll.'

I fail to see or understand why..............probabl y just a friendless, fat, chronic masterbating fuck, in real life..........poor guy!  :D

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2012, 07:49:04 PM »
The original YAGR had similar characteristics as the late great Quaker.

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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #61 on: June 20, 2012, 07:52:37 PM »
haha yes...

I am YAGR Captain of the TEAM!

we are doing a push for Cedric this season.  You are either with us or against us.

PM me for details.  :D
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Re: Laying down the law
« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2012, 03:04:09 AM »
YAGR,

I'm starting a group called "The Foundation."

I would like you to over see our Public Relations division. Also, some minor janitorial responsibilities. PM me for your next orders.