America is doomed - Children are dumber than ever

[_bruce_]

  and mosques, and synogogues, and especially scientology centres.

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[syntaxmachine]

Apparently you cared enough to comment idiot 

In the words of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show, "Goo for you, man, goo for you."

[tommywishbone]

LOL at the original critic of the paintings.

[THEBOSS]

Well, there are many factors going on here... both parents work, broken families but most of all....

We are a country that has compulsory education to 12th grade. All students are expected to learn the same exact things at the same exact rate at the same exact time as everyone else.  This leads to teachers and administrators busting their tales to bring up the lowest performing students to an acceptable level which rarely happens, given the above conditions while the best and brightest are left to fend for themselves not being challenged to their potential.  Gone are the day of trade schools nor do we educate students like in Japan and Germany where placement tests are given in order to "place" students in their correct tracks.  The system needs to change which is handed down by our government.

  You nailed it sir .

[Roger Bacon]

In the words of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show, "Goo for you, man, goo for you."

Good post!

[99 Bananas]

 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:


Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F


This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F


This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

[syntaxmachine]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:


Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F


This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F


This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

Yes, I'm hoping we can expand the concept with a collection of original contributions.

[The_Hammer]

LOL at Mitt Romney's education plan...

President Obama didn't buy his way into school; he earned it!

America for Barack Obama 2012
http://www.barackobama.com/

[The_Hammer]

OMG!

[The_Hammer]

I think you need to find a better troll archetype; BennyB has already got this model perfected (posting political stuff contrary to the getbig hivemind's preferences and thus inciting rage).

I'm an American, and I'm betting everything I have on the country I love.

You can go to hell!

[phreak]

I'm an American, and I'm betting everything I have on the country I love.

Two cheeseburger coupons and a GetBig account?

[The_Hammer]

Two cheeseburger coupons and a GetBig account?

No, an American lineage dating back to the Revolutionary War.

Family members who bled and died from the seas of the south pacific in WWII to the mountains of Afghanistan today defending our country.

I'm betting everything I've worked for and contributed to my country; the country I so dearly love.

America for Barack Obama 2012.

[Radical Plato]

Looks like it's that time again - Oh Goodie, a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea!

[Krankenstein]

Our Future Leaders

Maddoxx you are not....nice try.  Please unfuck yourself and do something original.

Your thread : F

[syntaxmachine]

Maddoxx you are not....nice try.  Please unfuck yourself and do something original.

Your thread : F

That's right, I'm no "Maddoxx" because there is no such person (it's Maddox, with a single x). Nice try Kocklovinstein.

Your horribly spelled, content-free post: F

[Krankenstein]

That's right, I'm no "Maddoxx" because there is no such person (it's Maddox, with a single x). Nice try Kocklovinstein.

Your horribly spelled, content-free post: F

Horribly spelled...because I quickly typed the name of someone on the internet?  Wow...brutal.  Also, in case you didn't realize it...there was content.  I chose not to quote your entire unfunny, plagiarized, drivel of a post.  The only worth quoting was quoted.

How's this...you are no George Ouzounian.  You will never be him.  Please stop imitating him like you do a heterosexual male.

[syntaxmachine]

Horribly spelled...because I quickly typed the name of someone on the internet?  Wow...brutal.  Also, in case you didn't realize it...there was content.  I chose not to quote your entire unfunny, plagiarized, drivel of a post.  The only worth quoting was quoted.

How's this...you are no George Ouzounian.  You will never be him.  Please stop imitating him like you do a heterosexual male.

1. It was horribly spelled because it was horribly spelled, regardless of how long you took to type it.

2. You forgot a word after "only." Please, learn how to handle the language if you're going to try communicating in it. Or do the gaps in the sentences signify even larger gaps in your head?

3. Anything that is obviously and unapologetically inspired by something millions consume is plagiarism? I guess you're one of these guys that says all of music for the last 50+ years is plagiarism, or perhaps all literature after a certain period. If that's your definition then goo for you man, goo for you.

4. Also...stop using so many fucking...ellipses...it makes you look like...you have the mental...capacity...of a 12 year...old...on AIM....

Hope...this...helps...

[Krankenstein]

1. It was horribly spelled because it was horribly spelled, regardless of how long you took to type it.
   
2. You forgot a word after "only." Please, learn how to handle the language if you're going to try communicating in it. Or do the gaps in the sentences signify even larger gaps in your head?
   
3. Anything that is obviously and unapologetically inspired by something millions consume is plagiarism? I guess you're one of these guys that says all of music for the last 50+ years is plagiarism, or perhaps all literature after a certain period. If that's your definition then goo for you man, goo for you.

4. Also...stop using so many fucking...ellipses...it makes you look like...you have the mental...capacity...of a 12 year...old...on AIM....

Hope...this...helps...

While the obvious melt nature of your rebuttal is entertaining to read, perhaps you should refer back to my original reply and unfuck yourself.

"Its horrible spelled because it was horribly spelled"     You sound like the type of twat that would use the line "I know you are but what am I".

[Krankenstein]

Alright man, I'll try.

That's all that you can do.  It's a rough fact of life.   

[phreak]

No, an American lineage dating back to the Revolutionary War.

Family members who bled and died from the seas of the south pacific in WWII to the mountains of Afghanistan today defending our country.

I'm betting everything I've worked for and contributed to my country; the country I so dearly love.

America for Barack Obama 2012.

So you are betting everything others have done, but not you?

[doison]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:


Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F


This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F


This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

You think these are bad?  My 7 year old came home asking what the "Cayley numbers" were!

The dumb-shit kept trying to solve some integral by conformal mapping to the complex plane!  I tried telling her "They're NON-COMMUTATIVE real numbers!", but she kept on trying to map to the complex plane...muttering "they doubly cover the real line" over and over and over.  

I poured a beer out on her work and said "Residue your way out of that integral, moron."  

[Dr Dutch]

No, an American lineage dating back to the Revolutionary War.

Family members who bled and died from the seas of the south pacific in WWII to the mountains of Afghanistan today defending our country.

I'm betting everything I've worked for and contributed to my country; the country I so dearly love.

God's own country, right ?