Sounds like you love the cock.
I love your mother. So much in fact I named my pet goldfish after her: "Douchebag".
In all your years on the board, this is what you have to show for it
How about the fact I've been named CEO of The Organization effective August 1?
Shit, sorry I forgot. Here's something that will come in handy for your next board meeting
I've got testosterone oozing from my pores, and my testicles are engorged with cum.
You just made Raymondo cum in his pants.
and my testicles are engorged with cum
Sounds like BigCyp after 30 years of Virginity