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Go for the Gold! (Pay the IRS.)


10:35 AM, Aug 1, 2012 • By JONATHAN V. LAST




Because conservatives are scrooges, the good folks at Americans for Tax Reform have gone through the fine print to find out what our Olympians will have to cough up to the IRS should they be lucky enough to win any medals in London.




Even by the standards of our government, the numbers are insane.
 
For instance: Americans who win bronze will pay a $2 tax on the medal itself. But the bronze comes with a modest prize—$10,000 as an honorarium for devoting your entire life to being the third best athlete on the planet in your chosen discipline. And the IRS will take $3,500 of that, thank you very much.
 

There are also prizes that accompany each medal: $25,000 for gold, $15,000 for silver, and $10,000 for bronze.

Silver medalists will owe $5,385. You win a gold? Timothy Geithner will be standing there with his hand out for $8,986.
 
So as of this writing, swimmer Missy Franklin—who's a high school student—is already on the hook for almost $14,000. By the time she's done in the pool, her tab could be much higher. (That is, unless she has to decline the prize money to placate the NCAA—the only organization in America whose nuttiness rivals the IRS.)
 
ATR notes that the real twist of the knife is that most other Olympians won't pay any taxes on their medals because America is one of only a handful of countries which taxes "worldwide" prize income earned overseas.


http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/go-gold-pay-irs_649187.html


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Re: U.S.A. Gold Medal winners have to pay $9k in taxes to the IRS.
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 09:17:13 AM »
LOL @ Geithner will be standing there to collect the money

333 - I can't believe you didn't blame this on Obama

Maybe Romney can teach the Olympians how to create a phony shell corporation and hide their money in the Cayman Islands

Speaking of corporations, isn't it about time that one of them competed for the US in the Olympics

They are people after all.   Why are we discriminating against them

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Re: U.S.A. Gold Medal winners have to pay $9k in taxes to the IRS.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 09:18:20 AM »
LOL @ Geithner will be standing there to collect the money

333 - I can't believe you didn't blame this on Obama

Maybe Romney can teach the Olympians how to create a phony shell corporation and hide their money in the Cayman Islands

Speaking of corporations, isn't it about time that one of them competed for the US in the Olympics

They are people after all.   Why are we discriminating against them


Corporations are "people" for legal purposes you incompetent fool. 

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Re: U.S.A. Gold Medal winners have to pay $9k in taxes to the IRS.
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2012, 09:26:06 AM »

Corporations are "people" for legal purposes you incompetent fool. 
Of course and Jesus died for their sins too

Corporations are people my friend

My next door neighbor is a corporation

The asshole borrowed my weed whacker two months ago and hasn't brought it back yet

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Re: U.S.A. Gold Medal winners have to pay $9k in taxes to the IRS.
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 09:30:28 AM »
Of course and Jesus died for their sins too

Corporations are people my friend

My next door neighbor is a corporation

The asshole borrowed my weed whacker two months ago and hasn't brought it back yet

You really are an idiot.   You obviously have not even the most basic understanding of corporate law.

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Re: U.S.A. Gold Medal winners have to pay $9k in taxes to the IRS.
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2012, 09:35:36 AM »
You really are an idiot.   You obviously have not even the most basic understanding of corporate law.

Speaking of being an idiot

Are you familiar with the word sarcasm?