Which getbigger was this?
It was me, the coppers came smashing in as I was having my post-workout protein drink.
"You're coming with us", they said.
I give the copper a mean look, and say "Fat chance, I'm about to start cooking my post-workout meal. Come back later".
"We're the police sunshine, you're coming with us!". The guy pulls out a set of handcuffs and moves towards me, then he notices the latest issue of Flex magazine I was holding.
"Does it say if Cutler will compete in the Olympia?"
"It does, but why should I tell you?", I says. The copper looks confused.
"Look, how about I come in to the station later? I'm sure it's all a misunderstanding. I'll bring the magazine, too". The cop now looks really confused, like he's about to relent.
"It has some candid shots of Phil Heath in it", I say. The cop turns around and signals to his buddies, "Let's get out of here, he'll come to the station later". He turns to me: "They'd better be good, too".
"Sublime", I retort. "Now get that fucking dog out, before I kick its fucking brains in."
I'm supposed to go in at three, don't think I'll bother..