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True Adonis
« on: December 15, 2012, 10:10:48 PM »
With all due respect to us, please refrain from posting little anecdotes about your grandfather in every little thread.


























Please create a thread (that will hopefully be a sticky) with such gems of days gone by

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Re: True Adonis
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 10:12:22 PM »
gollum abeles is not mentally all there...

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Re: True Adonis
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 10:14:28 PM »
His Grand Father once told me that he used to build furniture out of Hemp. A smart man from a smart family. Can't wait to get my tomato seeds.
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Re: True Adonis
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 10:34:59 PM »
Adams Grandfather was quite the fellow,always bringing wisdom wherever he went, similar to Jonesy Falconé, another fella.

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Re: True Adonis
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 10:52:16 PM »
Muslims and christians, who were loved a lot by their parents and had a father figure are destined to fight each other in the word of god, who likes blood, preferably that of a homo-sapiens, fighting for a life sustainment on this earth, thus - killing each other (just as it's told by a logic of the Holly books). A kid, who has been raised as a muslim or a christian will have a clear direction in life - fight people of other religion/s, state of mind and espiecially, especially - people of reason (these who are capable of a strange thing - constructive thinking). These who abadoned god (that of a christianity, islam or "Juju". Juju is actually a real one.) - will suffer harsh consequences of getting shallow pleasures in life as a punishment.
 It's very important for a religious person to procreate as much as possible, because when the day of a "FInal war" will come - each side must have as many soldiers as possible to waste on a process that will make a perfect sense after it's over (one side will eradicate another, thus - saving life on earth, which is very important mission, because......... well that was not a goal of this lecture.).

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Re: True Adonis
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 10:59:07 PM »
gollum abeles is not mentally all there...

gollum = goddam

goddam = adam

adam = a-mad

a-mad = ahmed

ahmed = mohammed


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Re: True Adonis
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 12:13:45 AM »
gollum = goddam

goddam = adam

adam = a-mad

a-mad = ahmed

ahmed = mohammed



LOL well done sir. I like where you're going with this. ;D

HOWEVER.

ADAM is a legend of good taste and patriotism around here so such logical deductions tailored to discredit him will not be tolerated.





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Re: True Adonis
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2012, 03:58:29 AM »
I've thoroughly enjoyed these tidbits, do keep it up TA.