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What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« on: January 11, 2013, 07:37:06 PM »
Like a documentary? I'd say Dorian, Ronnie, Lee Haney (yes, he is not a recent retiree), Flex, Shawn, Levrone
Or even Phil Heath and Kai.

With Dorian, Ronnie, Lee Haney, Flex, Shawn, Levrone, the use of old footage would be mandatory. Philosophies, stories...interviews, etc.
Levrone's story would be interesting---injuries, his band, acting, and his eccentric behavior.
Phil and Kai---their lifestyles.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013, 07:41:49 PM »
They could make a non-documentary of either

Kris Dim (Drama, becoming invalid, the comeback being able to walk again etc),
Milos Sarcev (Horror-movie, where his family turns against him, forcing him to leave his home and country, but will get revenge in the end)
Ronnie Coleman (Comedy, lots of Babymammas all over the country)
Flex Wheeler (Action-movie, his fight against the Ninjas)
Shawn Ray (Romantic and Liberal movie, Shawn and Sasha Ogata, and their affairs, as well as what the Public regards their love-affair)
Lee Priest (Comedy)
Levrone (Musical)
Dorian (Thrilller, His fight against the British Underworld, where people getting black eyes left and right, and his struggle to get back Temple Gym)

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2013, 07:49:49 PM »
^Dorian's Right Hand man and Henchman would be Ernie "Oil Slick" Taylor.

Lee Priest's lovable antagonist would be the Buxom Booty.

Flex would wax poetic of how The Fiendish Dr. Wu had pulled up along side of his BMW 750iL ("that's the long body"), and enraged that Flex didn't nod as a sign of respect, declared all out war on Flex.

Shawn would recount the many hearts he had broken in Orange Co, California

Ronnie would try to articulate how his lips managed to grow bigger, and how he lost the love of a woman named Alti.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013, 07:56:06 PM »
Milos or Ray

the public would probably agknowlege them as real people.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013, 08:00:53 PM »
Milos or Ray

the public would probably agknowlege them as real people.

Would they not regard Jari "Bull" Mentula as real people?



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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2013, 08:03:31 PM »
Dan ''LOVER FIGHTER'' Hill


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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2013, 08:05:39 PM »
they might agknowledge him as something in between ugly and unacceptable.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2013, 08:06:08 PM »
Sean Connery?

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2013, 09:14:05 PM »
Would they not regard Jari "Bull" Mentula as real people?



i believe he has played the Menotaur in a recent movie...if not, in real life.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2013, 11:33:40 PM »
Ed Corney or Vince Taylor would make good story-lines

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2013, 11:40:44 PM »
Bertil Fox




Craig Titus (played by Will Ferell) would also be a smashing success.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2013, 11:45:27 PM »
Or why not do it like Pulp Fiction, lots of storylines intertwined.

Frank Zane working in his chemistrylab concocting a new formula as Flex Wheeler fight the Ninjas. Levrone trying to get that Record-deal while Lee is surfing the waves with booty.

As Milos is assaulted at the airport by his family, you see Dorian punch the owner of Temple gym, and the shots are alternated punch by punch.

Kris Dim struggling to walk (you know those dramatic scenes when they take their first stuttering steps out of the wheelchair) at the hospital while Ronnie drives from babymamma to babymamma.

Cue lovescene between Shawn Ray and Sasha Ogata in a hotelroom in Hotel Mirage, Tom Prince standing in a paperbag as the fates of all these legendary bodybuilders come together, when they meet at the Hotel.

Milos grabbing his last stash hidden behind the icemachine before he plans on leaving the country, and as he leaves the room, he bumps into Craig Titus, carrying a can of gasoline while playing with matches.

Flex comes crawling in the hotel-hallway whispering... "It was an Ambush... By Koga Ninjas...."

Bob Chick gasps with a perplexed look, wearing his trademark silvery silk-shirt as Lee Priest and Booty comes running in hand in hand, carrying a doggybag with dark contents.


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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2013, 06:22:38 AM »
Hands down Sergio Oliva. One of ten plus kids in Cuba. Shot in the arm in Cuba. Competed for Cuba in the Pan American Games in Olympic lifting. He escaped armed guards running toward the American embassy while at the Pan American games. Came to the US knowing no one and not being able to speak the language. Worked 12 plus hours days at manual labor while training to win the Olympia. At one point the pictures show him as the greatest bodybuilder of all time around 1971 in Japan and Essen Germany. At peak he was 254 at 5'9".  He later becomes a Chicago cop for 25 plus years. Gets shot in the stomach point blank range by his wife with .38 plus P 158 grain hollow point that is well known as a man stopper. Competes against Haney way past his prime but rare photos show during the pose down his arm dwarfs Haney's when they are next to each other.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2013, 06:32:02 AM »
^You can't talk about all the gravy points, one has to talk about the alleged woman beating, poor dieting and him being estranged from his son, Sergio Jr.

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2013, 06:32:37 AM »
craig titus

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Re: What current or recent retired Bber could a movie be made of?
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2013, 06:35:03 AM »
J. Falcon ???