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Kwon

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*Stankins* Charming the Judge
« on: April 02, 2023, 07:14:20 AM »
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Marty Champions

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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2023, 07:20:23 AM »
The italians run things
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TheShape.

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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2023, 07:24:50 AM »
My type of woman unfortunately
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Kwon

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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2023, 07:42:24 AM »
Quote from: TheShape. on April 02, 2023, 07:24:50 AM
My type of woman unfortunately

Why unfortunately?
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2023, 09:04:37 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on April 02, 2023, 07:42:24 AM
Why unfortunately?
Most guys are more interested in the super fit and perfectly slim supermodels, I’ve always had a propensity towards the larger more imperfect gals with the charming personalities.
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Kwon

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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2023, 09:15:35 AM »
Quote from: TheShape. on April 02, 2023, 09:04:37 AM
Most guys are more interested in the super fit and perfectly slim supermodels, I’ve always had a propensity towards the larger more imperfect gals with the charming personalities.

Should be Fortunately for you then!
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2023, 01:05:48 PM »
Quote from: TheShape. on April 02, 2023, 09:04:37 AM
Most guys are more interested in the super fit and perfectly slim supermodels, I’ve always had a propensity towards the larger more imperfect gals with the charming personalities.

I'd much rather have a one night stand with a fatty like this than a super fit slim model type. Just couldn't date them.
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2023, 01:07:59 PM »
Quote from: Flexacon on April 02, 2023, 01:05:48 PM
I'd much rather have a one night stand with a fatty like this than a super fit slim model type. Just couldn't date them.

hahaha, no way. Are you being serious? I'd rather set myself on fire than spend a night with that sweaty pig.
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Re: *Stankins* Charming the Judge
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2023, 01:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on April 02, 2023, 07:14:20 AM


Italians are good people. Filled with so much life and charisma.

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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2023, 02:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on April 02, 2023, 01:07:59 PM
hahaha, no way. Are you being serious? I'd rather set myself on fire than spend a night with that sweaty pig.

Sometimes I just like to feel semi grossed out and disgusted during sex  ;D

I'd never go back for seconds
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2023, 04:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Flexacon on April 02, 2023, 02:04:16 PM
Sometimes I just like to feel semi grossed out and disgusted during sex  ;D

I'd never go back for seconds

I'd go back for 2nds, 3rds, etc. Would get the fuck out of dodge as soon as I finished cumming in her fat mouth. Can't imagine if she tried cuddling or touching me after nutting. I might slug her.
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2023, 04:59:09 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on April 02, 2023, 04:41:40 PM
I'd go back for 2nds, 3rds, etc. Would get the fuck out of dodge as soon as I finished cumming in her fat mouth. Can't imagine if she tried cuddling or touching me after nutting. I might slug her.

I'm pretty sure half the reason the fatties let random dudes bang them is because they crave the cuddling and touching that comes afterwards.
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2023, 05:00:27 PM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on April 02, 2023, 01:07:59 PM
hahaha, no way. Are you being serious? I'd rather set myself on fire than spend a night with that sweaty pig.

Hahaha right.
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Flexacon

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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2023, 05:12:41 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on April 02, 2023, 05:00:27 PM
Hahaha right.

Let me explain my reasoning.

I wouldn't never have a one night stand with an attractive super fit slim model type. Reason being there is a very good chance that in this scenario she would feel like she was the one throwing me the bone.

I will not be any womans bitch and believe me turning them down can have it's own benefits thanks to the twisted logic women typically employ.
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2023, 05:17:15 PM »
Quote from: Flexacon on April 02, 2023, 05:12:41 PM
Let me explain my reasoning.

I wouldn't never have a one night stand with an attractive super fit slim model type. Reason being there is a very good chance that in this scenario she would feel like she was the one throwing me the bone.

I will not be any womans bitch and believe me turning them down can have it's own benefits thanks to the twisted logic women typically employ.

Treat a 10 like a 5 and they want you more.
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2023, 06:34:28 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on April 02, 2023, 05:17:15 PM
Treat a 10 like a 5 and they want you more.

Accurate.

I've learned the 5's are willing to do more to "impress/please" you in bed, or in life in general.

If you are into that type of thing. ;)
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Re: *Stankins* Charming the Judge
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2023, 12:31:16 AM »
Jewish Princess
Song by Frank Zappa


I want a nasty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (wee-ohh)
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma (phh)
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
I need a hairy little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes (wee-ohh)
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess (shh)
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole
I want a darling little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking (wee-ohh)
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside
I just want a Princess to ride
Awright, back to the top, everybody twist
I want a funky little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
A grinder, a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess (hey-oh)
With Titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)
I want a dainty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
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Re: Charming the Judge
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2023, 01:00:22 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on April 02, 2023, 01:07:59 PM
hahaha, no way. Are you being serious? I'd rather set myself on fire than spend a night with that sweaty pig.
:D I agree.
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