Advanced owning
Professor: Groink, with guest lectures by X-Factor and Alex
Curriculum: for advanced good-looking getbiggers. Pre-requisites include a minimum 3.8GPA in Big Cyp's "Introduction to Owning" class. In this class, the advanced techniques in owning are explored. Specifically, how to display one's advanced wealth and good looks to further humiliate upstart posters when posting is not enough, in and of itself.
Introduction to Owning
Professor: Big Cyp, with guest lectures by NZMuscleMonster, Hulkotron, and BigMC
Curriculum: an introduction to the process, procedures and the elements of a classic owning. Course work will focus on the short-statement owning, delving into the classical themes as belittling one's income, appearance, and muscle mass/definition. More advanced themes such as homosexual overtones will be introduced focusing on implying lust for male genitalia, the geographical layout and economies of Uganda, as will "gang-owning" (the art of how to corrale buddies and gimmicks to the owning of a singled-out-poster).
Graduate Thesis: Advanced Management of the Gimmick Through Trolling
Professor: True Adonis, PhD
Curriculum: Taught by the school's Assistant Dean of Getbigging, students will go through the advanced process of conceiving, developing, and executing a properly functioning and memorable gimmick. Focus will be on the advanced use of "baiting and trolling" to create a niche, and then maximizing the niche through the effective use of advanced writing skills. Students will also be challenged to "morph" the gimmick so as to preserve relevance. This course is taught as a graduate thesis program, leading to a Master of Gimmick degree. Students' gimmicks will be evaluated by a peer group consisting of Getbig Professors.
Graduate Thesis: Advanced Comeback Planning and Execution
Guest Lecturer Format: SuckMyMuscle, Fat Panda, Chad Mower, 240 and Squadfather, Sevastase, Tbombz
Curriculum: As all getbiggers know, a successful gimmick will run its course. Though many simply fade away (ref: JaeJonna, Broadstreetbruiser), others fail in fantastic display of epic brutality. Coming back from a savagely public outing can be a daunting task. This elite team of guest lecturers will reveal the advanced emotional plays at work during a public outing. Key topics of focus will include how to stay cool, when to meltdown, when to call-out, when to ignore, how to lash out at the weaker-thans, how to rally people to your cause, how to blow up in monumental fashion. Finally, the course concludes with key topics on how to resurrect a gimmick, and when to call it quits with the gimmick. Prior completion of True Adonis' Graduate Thesis is required for admittance into this select course. Successful completion of the course, your thesis, and defense of your thesis, will earn a PhD in Getbiggery. The thesis will be to take a gimmick, and allow it to be forcefully and savagely owned into oblivion. Those who successfully resurrect the gimmick are granted the PhD.
