20 signs you are certified Psychopath.

[Soul Crusher]

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-do-you-know-if-youre-a-psychopath-2013-2


 


GB home YO the certified psychopaths of the web.

[snx]

Yea! I'm not a psychopath.

At least, based on how my alter ego told me how to answer the questionnaire.

Now, off to return some videotapes.

[MikMaq]

I should put this on my cousins facebook, virtually anyone he`s ever met would be able to answer yes for him on virtually every question.

I donno I`m developing a soft spot for them, because they`re just so dam cartoonish in behavior.

[DroppingPlates]

I nominate Uberman, Sevastase and Jon Retardan

[MikMaq]

I nominate Uberman, Sevastase and Jon Retardan

Horrible answers your better off starting a list with maybe TA

[BILL ANVIL]

I should put this on my cousins facebook, virtually anyone he`s ever met would be able to answer yes for him on virtually every question.

I donno I`m developing a soft spot for them, because they`re just so dam cartoonish in behavior.

captivating personality and manipulating charisma..

[Borracho]

[funk51]

Yea! I'm not a psychopath.

At least, based on how my alter ego told me how to answer the questionnaire.

Now, off to return some videotapes.

that was my first thought.

[Mr Nobody]

I nominate Security 1, he is going save the whole world. LOL.

[The Wizard of Truth]

I'm certified insane by the Irish courts system. It's great in one way just to fuck with a clown I knows head I said I could stab you to death and be out in a year, and it's probably true. Just say the devil told me to do it

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[Mattyh7688]

yay i'm a full blown psycopath!!!

[Archer77]

I'm not a psychopath!   

[MikMaq]

captivating personality and manipulating charisma..

Nah after a while that part just gets annoying, it`s just hilarious to see that these people don`t get there heads ripped off.

[HTexan]

 
This valentines day my girlfriend (Cunning/manipulative) (Pathological lying) wants (Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom)pretty things(Shallow affect/emotional range) on my bill (Parasitic lifestyle) and then doesn't care about the price (Lack of remorse or guilt) because she feels she is worth it (Grandiose sense of self-worth).
After dinner (superficial charm) when she orders anything she wants (Callous/lack of empathy), she will give me drunk (Poor behavioral controls) head(Irresponsibility) (Impulsivity) then i hit it raw (Promiscuous sexual behavior).
Ever since she was young (Early behavior problems) she stole hearts ( Juvenile delinquency) with her beauty (Criminal versatility) and she hasn't stopped yet(Revocation of conditional release). She been married before (Many short-term marital relationships) she blames him for( Failure to accept responsibility for own actions) it ending.

so i'm guessing she is a psychopath......  

[99 Bananas]

If you let anyone other than yourself define who you are or think you are you're a fuckin asshole. A weak one at that.

[BILL ANVIL]

Nah after a while that part just gets annoying, it`s just hilarious to see that these people don`t get there heads ripped off.

alot of them are ex military/cops/mercenaries or organized crime so not that easy.

[snx]

This valentines day my girlfriend (Cunning/manipulative) (Pathological lying) wants (Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom)pretty things(Shallow affect/emotional range) on my bill (Parasitic lifestyle) and then doesn't care about the price (Lack of remorse or guilt) because she feels she is worth it (Grandiose sense of self-worth).
After dinner (superficial charm) when she orders anything she wants (Callous/lack of empathy), she will give me drunk (Poor behavioral controls) head(Irresponsibility) (Impulsivity) then i hit it raw (Promiscuous sexual behavior).
Ever since she was young (Early behavior problems) she stole hearts ( Juvenile delinquency) with her beauty (Criminal versatility) and she hasn't stopped yet(Revocation of conditional release). She been married before (Many short-term marital relationships) she blames him for( Failure to accept responsibility for own actions) it ending.

so i'm guessing she is a psychopath......  

Strong work HTexan.