Author Topic: tbombz is in the ER!!! (Read 2641 times)

HTexan · « **on:** March 09, 2013, 03:23:12 PM »

http://gawker.com/5989486/oversharing-dude-gets-vibrating-dildo-stuck-up-his-ass-livetweets-trip-to-er

BigCyp · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2013, 03:29:56 PM »

I call fake on this story - only way tbombz would even know that was in his ass, is if the security tag was still on when he left the store

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2013, 04:06:06 PM »

That appears to be the Ronco Vibrating Delight model 1437. Quality product

HockeyFightFan · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2013, 04:46:15 PM »

Quote from: airosol on March 09, 2013, 04:06:06 PM

That appears to be the Ronco Vibrating Delight model 1437. Quality product

Actually, it's the slightly fancier Geregerbil model, and usually very easy to shit back out.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:06:31 PM »

Why not just shit it out? I've pushed out some pretty hefty turds in my time. Never needed a guy with forceps and a hazmat suit. Will this urban myth never die?

Archer77 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:08:22 PM »

Can't be t. The item is clearly to small

dr.chimps · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:09:29 PM »

Quote from: Archer77 on March 09, 2013, 05:08:22 PM

Can't be t. The item is clearly to small

And not Ugandan.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:09:52 PM »

Quote from: Archer77 on March 09, 2013, 05:08:22 PM

Can't be t. The item is clearly to small

"I shit bigger than Billy Crystal."

- Jack Palance

booty · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:12:06 PM »

Hope you feel better soon tbombz.

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:18:17 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 09, 2013, 03:23:12 PM

http://gawker.com/5989486/oversharing-dude-gets-vibrating-dildo-stuck-up-his-ass-livetweets-trip-to-er

You need your hearing checked, his dad actually said TBombz is a Queer

HTexan · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 09, 2013, 05:18:17 PM

You need your hearing checked, his dad actually said TBombz is a Queer

Tbombz is bi not queer tho.

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:20:51 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 09, 2013, 05:19:14 PM

Tbombz is bi not queer tho.

Depends on the hour

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:24:27 PM »

If it was his own schlong plumbing that kinda depth I'd be impressed.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2013, 05:24:40 PM »

Should've just done a handstand and waited for it to come out the mouth.

HTexan · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2013, 06:17:23 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on March 09, 2013, 05:24:40 PM

Should've just done a handstand and waited for it to come out the mouth.

reverse digestion ?

i think the funniest thing is that dude had that thing vibrating in his ass at the ER for a total of 7 fucking hours.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2013, 06:20:56 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 09, 2013, 05:20:51 PM

Depends on the hour

Noon. Shooting hour.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2013, 07:15:46 PM »

He will recover in 21 days.

dynamike · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2013, 07:21:13 PM »

He really needs to watch where he sits

cephissus · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2013, 08:11:21 PM »

Quote from: BigCyp on March 09, 2013, 03:29:56 PM

I call fake on this story - only way tbombz would even know that was in his ass, is if the security tag was still on when he left the store

i cant believe no one has acknowledged the genius of this post yet

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2013, 09:22:11 PM »

Quote from: BigCyp on March 09, 2013, 03:29:56 PM

I call fake on this story - only way tbombz would even know that was in his ass, is if the shops securityguards were still inside when he left the store

Agree