Author Topic: Calories burned during sex.... (Read 2087 times)

Tedim · « **on:** May 09, 2013, 05:31:00 PM »

A comprehensive guide....

Dr.J · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:36:40 AM »

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:50:43 AM »

raising the towel for 50 reps - 932 calories

BigCyp · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:52:01 AM »

DRIVING 2 HOURS TO LAX AIRPORT TO GET SOME: 2500kcal

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:57:55 AM »

DRIVING 2 HOURS TO LAX AIRPORT TO GET SOME: 2500kcal

haha yes, crying about it for a week after - 34560 calories

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:59:01 AM »

Walking up the stairs to room 7 - 400cal

Walking up the stairs to room 7 while schmoe squatting Jamal - 5000cal

Army of One · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:05:22 AM »

trying to pull yourself up by the glory hole of a small cubicle after falling over in a paperbag - 435 calories

Tedim · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:52:23 AM »

Taking a dump on bootys chest - 50 cal

Talking a dump on bootys chest while on Atkins no carb diet - 2500 cal plus an aneurism

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2013, 03:02:05 AM »

haha yes, crying about it for a week after - 34560 calories

Amazing

BigCyp · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2013, 03:03:51 AM »

Rolling from being on your back after sex if you're pellius - 10,000 kcal

_bruce_ · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2013, 03:21:11 AM »

raising the towel for 50 reps - 932 calories

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2013, 03:27:15 AM »

Inches / second traversed against gravitational restrictions imposed on pelvis and frictional impedence of vaginal wall:

Three!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2013, 03:47:24 AM »

arguing with Sev after he violently fucked your ass. 42 calories

Tedim · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2013, 03:49:43 AM »

arguing with Sev after he violently fucked your ass. 42 calories

Speaking from experience?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2013, 06:57:16 AM »

The meal you eat to fight the shame of the realization that you just fucked a tranny - 3000 calories

BigCyp · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2013, 06:59:39 AM »

Playing candy crush on your wife's iphone because she won't have sex with you - 15 kcals.

Tedim · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2013, 07:03:26 AM »

Binge eating kcals of shame bikinislut will consume after outing herslef as a mudshark on getbig - 3,896,675

Childish///AMG · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2013, 11:57:35 AM »

A comprehensive guide....

"X 2" if you are lucky enough to have the pleasure of two women at the same time

arce1988 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:46:24 PM »

Leatherneck · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:34:37 PM »

I should show this to my wife.