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$423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« on: April 04, 2013, 06:25:07 AM »
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2013, 11:52:25 AM »
Good grief.  Your tax dollars hard at work again. 
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2013, 06:27:08 PM »
I work in the construction industry, and do a lot of work for municipalities and federal entities, and I guarantee I could type $100,000 worth of waste just in my scope. And I'm not talking just using extra or an overkill, I'm talking straight up throwing money away.
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2013, 06:49:50 PM »
i'd let michelle obama teach me how to wear a condom properly...




before hitting it raw, no pullout...
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2013, 06:55:18 PM »
Quote from: WOOO on April 04, 2013, 06:49:50 PM
i'd let michelle obama teach me how to wear a condom properly...




before hitting it raw, no pullout...

Bro - once you penetrate that Anocanda - there aint no pulling out. 
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2013, 06:57:41 PM »
Quote from: 333386 on April 04, 2013, 06:55:18 PM
Bro - once you penetrate that Anocanda - there aint no pulling out. 


i'm in  ;D
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2013, 06:58:26 PM »
Quote from: WOOO on April 04, 2013, 06:57:41 PM

i'm in  ;D

Im just saying I warned you bro! 
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2013, 07:40:37 PM »
Well of course there was no 'stimulus', ...you're using a condom. sheesh.  ::)
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2013, 08:35:06 PM »
I've been incorrectly using condoms like its my job. 

Now gimme my money
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Re: $423,500 Stimulus Program on 'Correct Condom Use' Yields Zero Jobs
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2013, 04:54:10 AM »
Quote from: 24KT on April 04, 2013, 07:40:37 PM
Well of course there was no 'stimulus', ...you're using a condom. sheesh.  ::)

 ;D ;D ;D
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