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NotMrAverage

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Would you like this coffee?
« on: September 11, 2021, 02:35:31 PM »
A friend of mine HATED one guy at his work. So he decides now he gets it!
He went "to be nice" and get him cofee and PISSED in it, and The other guy said HOW NICE. This dude is great
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2021, 02:44:10 PM »
That's petty revenge. Cyanide will work better
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Hypertrophy

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2021, 04:37:35 PM »
Quote from: bLuEeYes on September 11, 2021, 02:44:10 PM
That's petty revenge. Cyanide will work better


Great choice- smells like almonds so they think it's a flavored coffee. But I'd  go for nicotine- fast acting, super deadly, and hard to trace it back to the coffee
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2021, 04:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Hypertrophy on September 11, 2021, 04:37:35 PM

Great choice- smells like almonds so they think it's a flavored coffee. But I'd  go for nicotine- fast acting, super deadly, and hard to trace it back to the coffee
Link to purchase it before inflation hit where I live?
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2021, 04:56:55 PM »
Quote from: bLuEeYes on September 11, 2021, 04:55:09 PM
Link to purchase it before inflation hit where I live?


hahaha!
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GymnJuice

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2021, 08:49:20 PM »
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2021, 08:59:22 PM »
Brutal if true
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Phantom Spunker

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2021, 09:05:17 PM »
Gayest thing I've ever read; that's such a womanly thing to do. When a man takes umbrage at another man's words (or attitude), he strips to the waist and insists upon a throwing of hands under Queensberry rules.
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2021, 09:13:47 PM »
He May as well transition genders……that was a bitch move for a guy…..and a felony
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Tapeworm

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2021, 09:49:22 PM »
When you disrespect The Bean,
You disrespect yourself.
You
And The Bean
Are One,
Grasshopper.
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Dave D

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2021, 09:55:21 PM »
Sometimes, to teach myself a lesson, I’ll pee in my own coffee and drink it as a punishment.

A lot of you need to exercise some discipline in your life.
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2021, 02:03:56 AM »
Quote from: NotMrAverage on September 11, 2021, 02:35:31 PM
A friend of mine HATED one guy at his work. So he decides now he gets it!
He went "to be nice" and get him cofee and PISSED in it, and The other guy said HOW NICE. This dude is great

Seems like a cowardly kvnt...
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2021, 02:12:26 AM »
A lesson to us all.  Don't accept food or drink from enemies.  I think the ancients knew this.
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2021, 09:44:41 AM »
i know a dude that worked at taco bell and would whipe his ass tortillas and make bean and cheeses at the drive thru

i’d rather have a hot cup of piss than some hepatitis A/pink eye case from a bean and asshole burrito
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2021, 09:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on September 11, 2021, 09:05:17 PM
Gayest thing I've ever read; that's such a womanly thing to do. When a man takes umbrage at another man's words (or attitude), he strips to the waist and insists upon a throwing of hands under Queensberry rules.

And if he chooses teh Queen of Vissy Rules, he strips to the thong and...Posedown!
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Hypertrophy

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2021, 10:01:11 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on September 12, 2021, 02:12:26 AM
A lesson to us all.  Don't accept food or drink from enemies.  I think the ancients knew this.


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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2021, 10:30:25 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on September 11, 2021, 09:05:17 PM
Gayest thing I've ever read; that's such a womanly thing to do. When a man takes umbrage at another man's words (or attitude), he strips to the waist and insists upon a throwing of hands under Queensberry rules.

But on a soft and giving surface.
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The Scott

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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2021, 11:17:14 AM »
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Re: Would you like this coffee?
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2021, 03:34:27 PM »
You can piss on my back and tell me it` raining but dont fuck with my coffee.
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