Few Examples of Nasser's sarcastic humour

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I posted this in the 40-page Nasser RIP thread but since it's no longer stickied I figured I'll start a new thread with it.  Just pasting my two posts I made there, enjoy

The Switzerland milk truck rumour he referred to is actually another one of the sarcastic stories he made for a laugh, in addition to the working odd jobs.  He had a hilarious sense of humour which many people didn't quite get, which is what made it even more funny.

This is the actual start of the milk truck rumour, where he emailed back this guy who had asked for an autographed pic which he hadn't paid for (he may have thought his account was charged but it was not).  After this David made a post online on some forum about it, and it spread from there.



From: Nasser El sonbaty <Nasser@cts.com>
Subject: Re: Nasser El Sonbaty Productions Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation
To: baseball01232000@yahoo.com
Date: Friday, July 4, 2008, 3:28 PM


Nasser died three weeks ago.
He got run over by a milk truck driver in Davos, Switzerland.
His funeral was last weekend in Vienna, Austria where his first wife and his two childerne do live.
 
Your card was NEVER charged.
With other words : You never paid.
 
Sincerely - Pepe,
 
Nasser's assisstant.

----- Original Message -----
From: David xxx (I blocked out his last name for this post for his own privacy)
To: Nasser Sonbaty
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 3:44 PM
Subject: Re: Nasser El Sonbaty Productions Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation


Hi...Still wondering if my request for the autographed picture has been processed. I paid via mastercard back on 5-26-08. Please let me know when I can expect the picture. Thanks, Dave

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Another email from "Pepe" which Nasser replied sarcastically to for a laugh.  He purposely put in the spelling and grammar errors and "Yorian Yates" etc. but the guy didn't get it lol.  Nasser never did reply to his last message at the top:


>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Victor V" <domino1@operamail.com>
> To: "Nasser" <nasser@cts.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, May 12, 2009 11:45 PM
> Subject: Re: Contest judging
>
>
> Stop whining! You're doing it again!
>
> You are not making El-Sonbaty look good by responding on his behalf with
> this unprofessional and immature email, full of grammatical and spelling
> errors. You are an extremely poor representation of a person that's
> "university educated and speaks several languages".
>
> By the sound of your incoherent ramblings, I bet you are the person who
> actually put together the website. I hope that one day, either you feel
> better or Nasser looks at the website, and realize how bad the whining
> looks when viewed from 3rd perspective.
>
>
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Nasser <nasser@cts.com>
> > To: Victor <domino1@operamail.com>
> > Subject: Re: Contest judging
> > Date: Tue, 12 May 2009 17:49:44 -0700
> >
> >
> > Thank you,
> > this is Pepe, answering for Naser !
> >
> > 1. you are NOT a body builder - obviously.
> > 2.0 YOU ARE NOT A WINNER, OBVIOUSLY
> > 3.0 IT IS NOT ABOUT WHINHING, it is about right and wrong
> > 4. you have no idea and clue what MORE is going onYou are one of
> > these people who believe whatever some tell them who is an
> > authotity to you.
> > 4. you have no spirit or any courage, otherwise you would admire
> > Nasser like you people admire Rambo,..
> > 5. by speaking up all thes people will be more cautious not to
> > allow more failed decisions to generatore.
> > 6. do yourself a favour and try doing the best in the worls -
> > anywhere and you will not make it.
> > Nasser did not make it , not because he was not capable but he was
> > not allowed because of his racial backround, his intelligence and
> > his straight forwardnity.7. nasser is not a body builder, he is so
> > much more than that, he woulf have been the right ambassadfor to
> > the sport not a racistic dkinhead Yorian Yates.
> > 7. get your facts straight and do not write such nonsense again you
> > ignorant person.
> > 8. if you would lose 10 000.00 ( = tenthousant dollarws ) today you
> > would be whining until eternity.
> > 9. comon be a man and stiop being so stupid10.do not go to Naser's
> > website if you're so unhappy. you have no voice.
> > Nasser has one and millions do know him. Noone does not know you.
> > Your nomen should be loser and not victor nothing, you gimmick.
> > 10. go baqck to your studid board stupido.
> > 11. one mores diskriminating and treatening email i will call the
> > police on you and they find you loser. trust me on that.
> > 12. if you want buy clothing from grande nasser, blease buy buy order
> > 13. nobofy in 90 got srewed like nasser, nasser did noy have one of
> > judge from his kontry in 16 years pro body builfing.
> > how happy would americano be if he had no american o judge in 16
> > years you racistico idiotico terrible
> > you shuttt up and go kiss .
> >
> > Pepe A. Alberto
> > ----- Original Message ----- From: "Victor" <domino1@operamail.com>
> > To: <nasser@cts.com>
> > Sent: Monday, May 11, 2009 5:08 PM
> > Subject: Contest judging
> >
> >
> > > Nasser, everybody who followed bodybuilding in the 90s is well
> > > aware that you got screwed on many occassions. You do have great
> > > physique and should have been a multi-time Olympia winner.
> > > However, you are not the only one to have such fate. Voice your
> > > complaints once, twice, but come on, take it like a man! The
> > > amount of whining about BB politics on your website does not make
> > > you look good. Keep your face on.
> > >
> > > Best regards!
> > >
>
> >
>
>
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