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« on: May 15, 2013, 11:24:18 PM »
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest

A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

"I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm

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Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2013, 11:44:25 PM »
The neighbour had too descriptive of an account of the state of the mans genitals for my liking

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Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2013, 11:46:17 PM »
The neighbour had too descriptive of an account of the state of the mans genitals for my liking
 

You cant blame tbombz for getting that close. He wanted to see if the guy was a good candidate for bunny costume sex.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2013, 11:47:26 PM »
 

You cant blame tbombz for getting that close. He wanted to see if the guy was a good candidate for bunny costume sex.
LOL. ;D

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Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 12:36:03 AM »
His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Plazmosis.

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 12:37:18 AM »
Gene had bees in his house once.

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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 12:42:36 AM »
He was obviously feeling very horny.

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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2013, 12:44:00 AM »
Fake. Old news.

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2013, 01:10:20 AM »
He was obviously feeling very horny.
;D


It may have been a prostitution sting.

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 01:15:50 AM »
;D


It may have been a prostitution sting.
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Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2013, 01:17:50 AM »
;D


It may have been a prostitution sting.

haha!!

That's why you have to bee careful!

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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2013, 01:18:58 AM »
Hahaha Fake News.

"Neighbour Bertil Stååhfrääs" = Bertil Hard-On

IBTimes UK published a story yesterday about a man who died having while trying to have sex with a hornet's nest.

Unfortunately it turned out the story was a fake from a satirical news website in Sweden called Nyheterna Sverige, which was kindly pointed out by a number of our readers.

The original story was spawned from animal rights campaigners who were worried about the wellbeing of hornets.

However, the joke got lost in translation - as well the names of those involved. The neighbour's name translates to erection and the fetish expert is called genital.

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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2013, 01:36:40 AM »
Hahaha Fake News.

"Neighbour Bertil Stååhfrääs" = Bertil Hard-On

IBTimes UK published a story yesterday about a man who died having while trying to have sex with a hornet's nest.

Unfortunately it turned out the story was a fake from a satirical news website in Sweden called Nyheterna Sverige, which was kindly pointed out by a number of our readers.

The original story was spawned from animal rights campaigners who were worried about the wellbeing of hornets.

However, the joke got lost in translation - as well the names of those involved. The neighbour's name translates to erection and the fetish expert is called genital.

Those campaigners are a bunch of pricks!

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2013, 01:51:11 AM »
Hahaha Fake News.

"Neighbour Bertil Stååhfrääs" = Bertil Hard-On

IBTimes UK published a story yesterday about a man who died having while trying to have sex with a hornet's nest.

Unfortunately it turned out the story was a fake from a satirical news website in Sweden called Nyheterna Sverige, which was kindly pointed out by a number of our readers.

The original story was spawned from animal rights campaigners who were worried about the wellbeing of hornets.

However, the joke got lost in translation - as well the names of those involved. The neighbour's name translates to erection and the fetish expert is called genital.

LOL, but that would be a serious fetish.

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Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2013, 02:09:54 AM »
Those campaigners are a bunch of pricks!

Yes, they must be taught a lesson!

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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2013, 02:30:05 AM »
Hahaha Fake News.

"Neighbour Bertil Stååhfrääs" = Bertil Hard-On

IBTimes UK published a story yesterday about a man who died having while trying to have sex with a hornet's nest.

Unfortunately it turned out the story was a fake from a satirical news website in Sweden called Nyheterna Sverige, which was kindly pointed out by a number of our readers.

The original story was spawned from animal rights campaigners who were worried about the wellbeing of hornets.

However, the joke got lost in translation - as well the names of those involved. The neighbour's name translates to erection and the fetish expert is called genital.

lol - sickos

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Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2013, 01:43:25 PM »
  Jesus

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Re: Get Bigger Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 01:48:57 PM »
It's called the honey dripper and is real popular with bee keepers
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