Funny things FAT people say

[dj181]

she started developing the typical body of no tits, michelin man gut, fat lower back, no ass and stick legs, the worst figure a woman can have(besides pure fatso), the very typical figure one gets from such habbits, everyone has seen it.basicaly a thin woman with metabolic syndrome.
the big companies have 100s of well paid scientist figuring out how to make the consumer want more of their food, they know exactly what theyre doing.but yes ultimately it comes down to self responsibility and lazyness of the people.and the lack of willpower and self respect.

spot fucking on ma man!

[El Diablo Blanco]

"I used to look like you"

Really you fat pig?  You had the discipline to workout and diet for years but then one day decided to just let loose???


Or my favorite  PIP 

"I'm fat because a spider bit me"

[dj181]

after this stage, women can carelessly be put in the trash bin, for theres no use to them anymore

agreed

my weight limit for females is 52 kg

my current flame and an x-girl and my x-wifey all are @ 43 kg

[Mr Nobody]

They don't lift.

[Hulkotron]

They don't lift.

What is your best lift these days Mr N?

[Mr Nobody]

What is your best lift these days Mr N?

1001 on the bench two reps. Serious I did a 600lb deadlift once weak as piss lift.

[dj181]

1001 on the bench two reps. Serious I did a 600lb deadlift once weak as piss lift.

sumo or conventional?

[calfzilla]

ANYBODY cans lose weight, the Holocaust proved this to us.

[JediTerminator]

agreed

my weight limit for females is 52 kg

my current flame and an x-girl and my x-wifey all are @ 43 kg

my ex gf was 108kg

I weighed 78kg

 

[CalvinH]

"Wait until I finish my stage 3 plan"

[dj181]

my ex gf was 108kg

I weighed 78kg

 

brutal

[JediTerminator]

brutal

this little scene right here kinda sums up why I ended up in a terrible relationship (for me anyway, she seemed to enjoy it) and I was miserable.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I was at a client site the other day.  Office is on the second floor or a three story building.  The manager wanted to take everyone for lunch.  Right next to the elevator is a set of stairs that lead directly to the parking lot.  if you take the elevator you have to then leave the lobby and walk around the building so it's easier to just take the stairs.  We all head to the stairs except for this 5'5" bald fat dude and two of the fat admins, they decide to take the elevator.

I just shook my head at this.  Fucking lazy assholes can't even walk down one small flight of stairs. We all end up in the parking lot standing there for an extra few minutes until these shits waddle around the corner to join us.

[SquatsRule]

I watched the movie Wallee with my daughter. In the future, all people ride around in motorized carts. We're almost there now, especially at Wal-mart.

[Hulkotron]

I watched the movie Wallee with my daughter. In the future, all people ride around in motorized carts. We're almost there now, especially at Wal-mart.

One of my favorite films (no homo).

[Chadwick The Beta]

I was at a client site the other day.  Office is on the second floor or a three story building.  The manager wanted to take everyone for lunch.  Right next to the elevator is a set of stairs that lead directly to the parking lot.  if you take the elevator you have to then leave the lobby and walk around the building so it's easier to just take the stairs.  We all head to the stairs except for this 5'5" bald fat dude and two of the fat admins, they decide to take the elevator.

I just shook my head at this.  Fucking lazy assholes can't even walk down one small flight of stairs. We all end up in the parking lot standing there for an extra few minutes until these shits waddle around the corner to join us.

For the sake of whoever paid, I hope it was all you can eat at one price, otherwise these wastes of space would drive him into bankruptcy.

[Mr Anabolic]

"My diet starts on Monday".

Monday never comes.