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Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« on: June 10, 2013, 12:24:03 PM »
We use to have this one weirdo who had on spandex shorts under normal shorts, had wrist wraps and wrist straps on with chalk on the hands, sweatband, socks pulled up over the spandex, all before he even steps foot in the gym, anyways...

So one day he asks me how to build bigger traps.  I tell him shrugs targets them nicely.  He then tells me that he can't do shrugs because he gets a boner when he does shrugs and feels like cuming and that makes him sleepy.  I just backed away slowly and booked it away from him.  the guy reminds me of this fella.



To come think of it, did he ask me about trapezoids or traps for his victims?


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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2013, 12:31:43 PM »
I WAS ASKED BY A GENT I HAD NEVER MET BEFORE...... MATTER OF FACT......I HAD NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE.....IF I WOULD GIVE HIM AN ADJUSTMENT.......HE COMPLAINED OF HAVING A BAD BACK.......I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS SORRY...AND THAT I WASN'T A CHIROPRACTOR......I TOLD HIM THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO INJURE HIM ANYMORE THAN HE ALREADY WAS........HELL.......I DIDN'T WANT TO GET SUED.......RATHER STRANGE!!!

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2013, 12:50:56 PM »
Guy with decent upper body but chicken legs: "I don't train my legs because I play soccer. That's enough for legs, right?"

I just ignored him....

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2013, 04:32:14 PM »
What is the web address for Goodrum's weak-ass online grocery store?
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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2013, 04:36:28 PM »
What is the web address for Goodrum's weak-ass online grocery store?

Doesn'y your avatar look strangly like basile  :o

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2013, 04:37:19 PM »
Doesn'y your avatar look strangly like basile  :o

hahahahaha

it probably does, but it is the kinky Bob Crane of "Hogan's Heroes" fame
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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2013, 04:38:59 PM »
this girl asked me to stop masturbating.  WTF?  I was on my own treadmill minding my own business. 

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2013, 04:39:55 PM »
''Can you get me some Nubain please ?''

From a Russian female bodybuilder  that I didn't even know ,  she  died of overdose a month later .

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2013, 05:12:35 PM »
A dude in the locker room asked me what cologne I was wearing because it smelled good. He didn't use the "no homo" after he said it. For the record, I use old spice deodorant, no cologne.

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2013, 05:15:00 PM »
Nobody talks to me. :( :-[
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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2013, 09:10:39 PM »
Nobody talks to me. :( :-[


Maybe you smell bad?

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2013, 12:04:16 AM »
Venice back in the day used to get approached by schmoes asking if I was interested in modeling for pics. The old pasty white guys who looked like they never touched a weight n prolly just joined the gym for that reason. Was always nice to them though. Just kinda laughed n politely said no.

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2013, 12:09:03 AM »
Do you even lift?

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2013, 03:05:39 AM »
Do you have a members section?

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Re: Weirdest question ever asked to you at the gym
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2013, 04:11:05 AM »
Hell, my wife doesn't even talk to me in the gym.