We use to have this one weirdo who had on spandex shorts under normal shorts, had wrist wraps and wrist straps on with chalk on the hands, sweatband, socks pulled up over the spandex, all before he even steps foot in the gym, anyways...
So one day he asks me how to build bigger traps. I tell him shrugs targets them nicely.
He then tells me that he can't do shrugs because he gets a boner when he does shrugs and feels like cuming and that makes him sleepy. I just backed away slowly and booked it away from him. the guy reminds me of this fella.

To come think of it, did he ask me about trapezoids or traps for his victims?