He really caused you to melt more than anyone I've ever seen. And he was pretty funny about it. I disagreed with almost everything he said too but I miss his complete owning of your mind during his tenure. 
Shut up, you misguided American pig.
Your women are hairless, soft skinned, slim sexy whores that i'll pretend to hate because they don't wear window curtains to protect their honour and chastity.
It's completely normal for god to communicate to a man in a cave and expect the whole of humanity to be guided to the straight path.
Allah is great.
