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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:12:45 AM »
I saw these chia seed drinks at whole foods the other day.  Bought a few.  Been drinking one in the evening.  Next morning are just epic shits.  These Chia seeds rip right through you.  Thinking it was a fluke on time epic dump,  I've been drinking one each night and the same epic morning shits.  Adding this to my basic routine.  Once you blast your anus in the morning, the gut has no bloat, you feel energized and light.

EDB approved.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 08:13:23 AM »
Is there a risk of shitting the bed?

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 08:15:04 AM »
Is there a risk of shitting the bed?

In shizzo's case, there's always this risk, hence why he sleeps upside down.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 08:16:38 AM »
Is there a risk of shitting the bed?

Nah, its not runny shit.  Just mounds of it. Wake up with the worst stomach cramp and once done I feel like a million bucks.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 08:17:32 AM »
Oh and the drinks only had 7 grams of sugar.  There are some with 20+ but if you get the right ones they are pretty bodybuilder friendly.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 08:44:19 AM »
When i took bodybuilding more seriously i used to shit 3 times daily.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 08:46:53 AM »
We need Johnny Falcon to weigh in on this matter.
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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 08:47:13 AM »
When i took bodybuilding more seriously i used to shit 3 times daily.

protein shakes plus creatine = 5 massive explosive shits per day.  I felt drained as fuck.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2014, 08:48:21 AM »
Can you be more specific on the quality of the shits? Are we talking a big mound/pyramid shit or several long, girthy Cosbys(turds)? Thanks in advance.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2014, 08:50:12 AM »
In shizzo's case, there's always this risk, hence why he sleeps upside down.


Shitso doesn't sleep he passes out.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2014, 08:58:15 AM »
protein shakes plus creatine = 5 massive explosive shits per day.  I felt drained as fuck.

I was more of a cooked food person. Protein shackes and creatine make you hold water before contest.

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Re: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia mega shits
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2014, 09:15:37 AM »
I saw these chia seed drinks at whole foods the other day.  Bought a few.  Been drinking one in the evening.  Next morning are just epic shits.  These Chia seeds rip right through you.  Thinking it was a fluke on time epic dump,  I've been drinking one each night and the same epic morning shits.  Adding this to my basic routine.  Once you blast your anus in the morning, the gut has no bloat, you feel energized and light.

EDB approved.

i concur. you feel like you're walking on air after taking a satisfying, king size shit.

alas, my bowels have been giving me gyp just lately so i'm gonna try this over the weekend. cheers mr. blanco.

make your own for cheap and no doubt heathier.