The definitive TedIM sawdust and cardboard diet....

[Tedim]

In just DAYS yes days you will be ripped by using my patented formula of sawdust and cardboard diet. While steroid supplements (a dozen or so and at high but we think safe amounts) are required they are only the finishing touch to your perfect body to be. For mood swings we have a patented white powder that helps with hunger control as well, and as an added bonus provides boundless energy. We will provide for a nominal fee, it is taken nasal or can be rubbed into the gums.

The book will retail for 1.99 and we will be happy to supply your needed supplements and our special powder at our affordable prices.

[Army of One]

In just DAYS yes days you will be ripped by using my patented formula of sawdust and cardboard diet. While steroid supplements (a dozen or so and at high but we think safe amounts) are required they are only the finishing touch to your perfect body to be. For mood swings we have a patented white powder that helps with hunger control as well, and as an added bonus provides boundless energy. We will provide for a nominal fee, it is taken nasal or can be rubbed into the gums.

The book will retail for 1.99 and we will be happy to supply your needed supplements and our special powder at our affordable prices.

Do you have the protein values handy for cardboard?Could work well as the lack of calories could encourage extreme fat loss, though Id need to read at least 100 pages from you on this matter to be convinced.

[ukjeff]

Can you eat sawdust and cardboard together or is it a requirement to split them into different meals?

[Army of One]

Maybe dirt and sand could be added to the diet for Africans who can't get access to sawdust and cardboard?

[ukjeff]

Maybe dirt and sand could be added to the diet for Africans who can't get access to sawdust and cardboard?

Stop stealing the "Haitian Dirt biscuit" theory
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/01/080130-AP-haiti-eatin.html

[Tedim]

Can you eat sawdust and cardboard together or is it a requirement to split them into different meals?

Our patented white powder must be taken 6 times daily...supported by out supplement injections...both exercise and food intake are optional at that point.

[Tedim]

Maybe dirt and sand could be added to the diet for Africans who can't get access to sawdust and cardboard?

That is intended for our volume 2 followed by volume 3 deep inhaling and swallowing of copious amounts of oxygen but that is still currently in its early stages.

[Army of One]

That is intended for our volume 2 followed by volume 3 deep inhaling and swallowing of copious amounts of oxygen but that is still currently in its early stages.

Any discounts for pre orders on unreleased volumes?

[Tedim]

Yes, free.....yes FREE, with a 6 month order of out patented white powder and supplements....financing available with valid car title of house deed.

[King Shizzo]

Can we mix them with water, or will that add too many extra calories?

[ukjeff]

Our patented white powder must be taken 6 times daily...supported by out supplement injections...both exercise and food intake are optional at that point.

"I have been on this diet now for 4 years, check out my before and after pics, its great"

[Tedim]

"I have been on this diet now for 4 years, check out my before and after pics, its great"

You look GREAT...very vascular! Shredded!

[Army of One]

Any scheduled refeed days or should we wait until cardiac arrest until we do?

[Tedim]

We are happy to announce the work nights for supplements program....please PM me for details.

[Army of One]

We are happy to announce the work nights for supplements program....please PM me for details.

Will non Columbian Getbiggers be able to handle the workload?

[Tedim]

Will non Columbian Getbiggers be able to handle the workload?

Tbombz is training the new recruits....supplements can become costly and are a requirement of our proven program.

[arce1988]