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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #75 on: September 15, 2013, 12:19:52 PM »
What do the Indian people who live in America do? Do they wipe with their hand or toilet paper? I'm gonna guess they bypass shitty fingers and reach for the Charmin.

My Indian friends all use paper and never make an issue of it, the old people do still watch and will yell at people if they use their left hand, even if everyone is abides by western bathroom habits.

I have have a feeling that a lot of it is class/caste based too, that Chinasmack article caused a lot of discussion amongst Indians, most of the expat Indians were like "I love India, but it's horribly dirty", etc....

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #76 on: September 15, 2013, 12:41:57 PM »
So this is a common bucket that twenty people before have used?  That must be really sterile.

Yes, and it's just foul.  Thai people, OTH, use a "bum-gun":



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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #77 on: September 15, 2013, 12:48:44 PM »
Jainism.  Fucking savages.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2013, 01:36:58 PM »
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #79 on: September 15, 2013, 04:37:11 PM »
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.

My friend said the same thing about Ecuador.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2013, 04:48:35 PM »
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.
may I ask why he goes so frequently?

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #81 on: September 15, 2013, 05:01:23 PM »
left hand asswipe of peace  ::)

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #82 on: September 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM »
may I ask why he goes so frequently?

It's cheap.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #83 on: September 15, 2013, 05:55:15 PM »
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.

How people don't see the western/European way as superior is beyond me. This is t a race thing, what I'm saying is the "European franchise" or way of life is just so much more civilized.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #84 on: September 15, 2013, 06:00:41 PM »
It's cheap.
And the sex tourism... ;)
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #85 on: September 15, 2013, 06:59:06 PM »
haha ok, lets all just squat and take a shit in corner like animals.
The reason you indians and pakis still shit on the floor is your county are too stupid and poor to build a sewer system. Dont try and make it out its for cleanness you wish every day you were sitting on a nice comfatble toilet as you squat in the corner of your mudhut.

I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

Hope this helps.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #86 on: September 15, 2013, 07:03:06 PM »
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.

I actually had a friend from my childhood do the same thing here in the US. One time he spent the night at my house and asked why we didn't have a trashcan in the bathroom for toilet paper.  ??? I dunno if it was a cultural thing he carried over from his parents being immigrants or if it was because he lived in a trailer park with poor plumbing.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #87 on: September 16, 2013, 03:22:13 AM »
I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

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fact is if they had toilets they wouldnt be taking a shit in the corner.
Even romans sat up akin to a modern toilet in their community toilets.
Easteners are just pure filth and never felt the need to develop past the point of taking a shit in the corner of their living room and are content being animals.
Toilet paper plus wet wips clean you fine.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #88 on: September 17, 2013, 10:26:50 PM »
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.

The white trash from Britain has yet to conquer the art of brushing their teeth.


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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #89 on: September 18, 2013, 04:38:21 AM »
Yes, and it's just foul.  Thai people, OTH, use a "bum-gun":




You actually see a lot of these in India as well. Which is why there is shit spattered ceiling-high. They have some good people (t)here, but as a whole it is, quite literally, shit. Glad I'm flying back on Friday.

Food is very good though, Noro virus be damned.  ;D Looking forward to spending the coming weekend strapped to the toilet again.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #90 on: September 18, 2013, 04:44:56 AM »
fact is if they had toilets they wouldnt be taking a shit in the corner.
Even romans sat up akin to a modern toilet in their community toilets.
Easteners are just pure filth and never felt the need to develop past the point of taking a shit in the corner of their living room and are content being animals.
Toilet paper plus wet wips clean you fine.

It's a sort of retarded homeopathy. Any dirt: throw water on it. No cleaning, just throw a bucket of water on it. Maybe it gets diluted enough... ::)

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #91 on: September 18, 2013, 05:16:23 AM »
I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

Hope this helps.


So, hemorrhoids are caused because one sits on a seat to defecate, and then wiping one's backside?
Hmmmm... Also...that way is NOT the best way to do the deed. And it is absolutely not the cleanest method either.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #92 on: September 18, 2013, 05:51:47 AM »
In Europe, many homes have bidet's.

Meaning that toilet paper and water are both used.

I don't see how squatting over a hole, spraying water everywhere and then walking around with a wet ass is practical.


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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #93 on: September 18, 2013, 05:53:09 AM »
Squatting is better as far as getting the shit out easier. I learned this camping in the woods with no toilet.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #94 on: September 22, 2013, 05:03:32 AM »
I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

Hope this helps.


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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #95 on: September 22, 2013, 06:08:37 AM »
It's a sort of retarded homeopathy. Any dirt: throw water on it. No cleaning, just throw a bucket of water on it. Maybe it gets diluted enough... ::)

Yes and anyone who has had kids and changed nappys and accidently gotton shit on your hand that despite repeated washing with anti bacterial handwash that the smell lingers.
These pakis willingly getting shit on their hands and just giving their hands and ass a quick splash of water are fucking filthy and covered in bacteria.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #96 on: September 22, 2013, 06:23:02 AM »
Yes and anyone who has had kids and changed nappys and accidently gotton shit on your hand that despite repeated washing with anti bacterial handwash that the smell lingers.
These pakis willingly getting shit on their hands and just giving their hands and ass a quick splash of water are fucking filthy and covered in bacteria.

I have a five month old and my index finger always smells like desitin.  ;D