Author Topic: "You can't physically eat 10,000 calories of protein" -- OneTimeHard (Read 4565 times)

cephissus · « **on:** September 24, 2013, 11:38:08 PM »

at roughly 200 cals per bar, and almost pure protein to boot (effectively 1g carbs per bar) thats about 10k calories

btw, these two flavors of quest bar (white chocolate raspberry and cookie dough) ARE AMAZING

far and away the two best protein bars of all time

OTHstrong · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:46:38 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on September 24, 2013, 11:38:08 PM

at roughly 200 cals per bar, and almost pure protein to boot (effectively 1g carbs per bar) thats about 10k calories

btw, these two flavors of quest bar (white chocolate raspberry and cookie dough) ARE AMAZING

far and away the two best protein bars of all time

OBVIOUSLY MATH IS CLEARLY NOT YOUR STRONG POINT , LMAO,

YOU ARE MISSING 6000 CALORIES THERE EINSTEIN, 1000 GRAMS OF PROTEIN IS 4000 CALORIES WORTH OF PROTEIN.

EPIC BACK FIRE

cephissus · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:52:58 PM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on September 24, 2013, 11:46:38 PM

OBVIOUSLY MATH IS CLEARLY NOT YOUR STRONG POINT , LMAO,

YOU ARE MISSING 6000 CALORIES THERE EINSTEIN, 1000 GRAMS OF PROTEIN IS 4000 CALORIES WORTH OF PROTEIN.

EPIC BACK FIRE

true story

looked like he could have easily downed another one or two, though

just wanted to razzle you a bit, bro... cool vid too, imo. my mouth was watering the whole time! if anyone here has never had one of these bars, you don't know what you're missing...

OTHstrong · « **Reply #3 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:54:21 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on September 24, 2013, 11:52:58 PM

true story

looked like he could have easily downed another one or two, though

just wanted to razzle you a bit, bro... cool vid too, imo. my mouth was watering the whole time! if anyone here has never had one of these bars, you don't know what you're missing...

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2013, 12:55:45 AM »

I am trying to get up to 20,000 cals of protein a day how can I do that?

affeman · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2013, 01:04:51 AM »

Pretty expensive meal. 100 bucks in one sitting.

Skeletor · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2013, 01:08:22 AM »

Given how much fiber these bars have and how chewy they are this guy must have a sore jaw, a bruised rectum and a crumbling liver.

affeman · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2013, 01:10:24 AM »

Quote from: poldaktalos on September 25, 2013, 01:08:22 AM

Given how much fiber these bars have and how chewy they are this guy must have a sore jaw, a bruised rectum and a crumbling liver.

This guy has done stuff way worse

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2013, 01:58:40 AM »

Quote from: affeman on September 25, 2013, 01:10:24 AM

This guy has done stuff way worse

That is just funny.

Can't see I haven't eaten like ten McDouble's in one meal on a cheat day from keto after doing cardio. Huge pizzas loaded with everything gone by myself. But to just eat butter? Dummies for sure.

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2013, 02:03:22 AM »

Quote from: affeman on September 25, 2013, 01:04:51 AM

Pretty expensive meal. 100 bucks in one sitting.

True. I would have had some salmon, filet and a couple baked potatoes instead of that. Dude's just trying for shock value. He truly doesn't look like he even lifts.

Nomad · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2013, 02:08:27 AM »

quest bars are shit.

By the time you are done eating 50 Quest bars you are going to hate their taste.

Wolfox · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2013, 02:21:24 AM »

That guy must have a furnace fit for a holocaust as a metabolism.

affeman · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2013, 04:03:30 AM »

Quote from: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 25, 2013, 02:03:22 AM

True. I would have had some salmon, filet and a couple baked potatoes instead of that. Dude's just trying for shock value. He truly doesn't look like he even lifts.

haha this would have been cheaper than that huge pile of chemical elephant turd that guy was stuffing down

Sophus · « **Reply #13 on:** September 25, 2013, 04:37:00 AM »

Who needs kidneys anyways

BigCyp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2013, 04:39:31 AM »

Quote from: poldaktalos on September 25, 2013, 01:08:22 AM

Given how much fiber these bars have and how chewy they are this guy must have a sore jaw, a bruised rectum and a crumbling liver.

He'll be fine, Shizzo lives with these on a daily basis

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2013, 05:13:51 AM »

Quote from: affeman on September 25, 2013, 04:03:30 AM

haha this would have been cheaper than that huge pile of chemical elephant turd that guy was stuffing down

That looks so tasty.

SmallPole · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2013, 05:24:53 AM »

Quote from: affeman on September 25, 2013, 04:03:30 AM

haha this would have been cheaper than that huge pile of chemical elephant turd that guy was stuffing down

well given the fact that furious pete is quite a well known competitive eater (especially on bb.com), he probably didn't pay a dime for the bars

delta9mda · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2013, 05:58:00 AM »

It's more than doable during a day of smoking killer weed and binge eating. Very easy

cephissus · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2013, 07:46:53 PM »

Quote from: Nomad on September 25, 2013, 02:08:27 AM

quest bars are shit.

By the time you are done eating 50 Quest bars you are going to hate their taste.

passed that mark long ago

arce1988 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2013, 08:02:15 PM »

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2013, 08:48:18 PM »

Quote from: galeniko on September 25, 2013, 08:07:27 PM

there are some protein bars in supplement shop, haha, they have some coat thats not chocolate, but tastes kinda even better.

one of them has 40gramms protein in them.

i bought 2 whole packs, 25 in each, so 50 total, and planned to have them 1 at a time as little treats-cheats.

well, to su it up, i ate the whole 50bars at once haha.

so thats 2000gramms protein, or 8k cals from the protein(theres also fat and carbs in them).

i only stopped because i ran out of them, could have done more i think, bc after this, i just carried on with another 10 icecreams, so there was more room left.

but its hard as hell and not possible on daily basis, i couldnt eat for 2 days after this.

I'm glad you're alive after that.