my tech-town is full of them and the way the fobs drive makes me want to murder them
They all drive like the timid, simpering beta males they are, at least ten mph under the limit at all times, blocking all three lanes in their corollas and making me perpetually late for wherever I need to go. Its like they're physically incapable of going over thirty mph ... even at seven on a Friday evening when all everyone else wants is to get home from work as quickly as possible.