When you're hebrew you kinda get a pass for being stupid. You're allowed to act stupid, say stupid shit and be stupid, yet people will still tolerate you. It's all part of the reparations package.
what you did there, I see it.
although ill be honest. ... since I got away from the Houston ghettos and got back to Washington, my outlook on the Hebrew tribe has taken quite a happy turn.
Its hard not to be a tad racist when youre surrounded by hate filled people all day that just hate you because youre not black and have a car (not to mention having your wife literally be terrified every day she leaves that she's going to be raped).
I find the hebrews up here a much nicer breed. Some are even as civilized as our friendly wiggins.