CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet

[Marty Champions]

was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit

[Rami]

haha these are milestones revelations, completely new experiences never before had in history of human kind.

I feel that we are Advancing and breaking new grounds almost every day now. comet ison brings this quickening of experiences, time is nigh.

[Antonio fella]

ok, I understand everything,, BUT! why the f*** would you want to put a hand into it?!!

[Man of Steel]

was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit

that is a lot of caca

[Man of Steel]

that is a lot of caca

a lot of caca

[Tapeworm]

If you're going to eat junk then man up and eat junk already.  What kind of asshole buys low fat pop tarts?

[ProudVirgin69]

After being used to the easily-digested fruit, the gluten/grains tore your digestive system up

[Tapeworm]

After being used to the easily-digested fruit, the gluten/grains tore your digestive system up

Ignoring an investigation into modern farming practices, I'll posit that gluten protein and grains have been a staple of the western diet for millenia and are not to blame.  More likely culprits are frankenfood components and that Johnny Flickon ate 6 boxes.

[JBGRAY]

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[Raymondo]

was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit

If it says low fat, it's loaded with carbs. You were already getting too many carbs from fruit. Hence...

[Mr Nobody]

I dont know Johnny if this keeps up could cause septic tank overflow then a dude has to come out and suck shit up out of the septic tank with a plastic pipe charges about 8$ a hour.

[the trainer]

was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit

Now i understand why you dont have a woman and have to be looking at females through your car window and jerking off.