Subtle smiles and gestures women make when they want *it*

[Tapeworm]

I had redhead to do that today keeps looking then looks away flipping her hair and stuff I gave her my card and left, booty did I do the right thing?

 

Positions filled
Services rendered
Satisfaction guaranteed

[syntaxmachine]

And I'm so socially inept I usually have no idea what's going on.  I have therefore finally reduced my mating strategy to: existing.

Bitches love existing men.

There is NOTHING bitches be loving more than extant spatiotemporal continuants; they be like "ohhh, you existing!" and you be like "yeah babe, now check out this spatiotemporal worm in my pants hahah" and then you form an aggregate object with her.

[Tapeworm]

There is NOTHING bitches be loving more than extant spatiotemporal continuants; they be like "ohhh, you existing!" and you be like "yeah babe, now check out this spatiotemporal worm in my pants hahah" and then you form an aggregate object with her.

Lol.  Yeah I get right down to it.  "Show me your kant, woman!"

[syntaxmachine]

Lol.  Yeah I get right down to it.  "Show me your kant, woman!"

Do you like to create a scattered object all up in that, or elsewhere?

[Tapeworm]

Do you like to create a scattered object all up in that, or elsewhere?

Never tried it but I shoulda whipped out that socrates 'two halves' stuff from The Clouds at some point. 

[Bam-bam]

lots of secure getbiggers having a problem with bitches enjoying the cock ride like they are supposed to

[anabolichalo]

lots of secure getbiggers having a problem with bitches enjoying the cock ride like they are supposed to

do you realize this bitch is getting paid for faking it

[Bam-bam]

I'm starting to feel pretty retarded "debating" with the trolls on the internet

[The Onion]

I'm starting to feel pretty retarded "debating" with the trolls on the internet

We appreciate your input! 

[NordicNerd]

You notice if they check out your body. In general, do they look at you? When they think you don't notice? To me the most reliable sign of interest.

NN

[Raymondo]

There is NOTHING bitches be loving more than extant spatiotemporal continuants; they be like "ohhh, you existing!" and you be like "yeah babe, now check out this spatiotemporal worm in my pants hahah" and then you form an aggregate object with her.

Lol.  Yeah I get right down to it.  "Show me your kant, woman!"

And then she says "I was always more of a Nietzsche fan" and you spent the next few hours arguing instead of fucking

[anabolichalo]

I'm starting to feel pretty retarded "debating" with the trolls on the internet

not everyone is cut out for it, dont feel inadequate

[Natural Man]

Many women also just tease to get control over one or several men.  They dont want it, but they want to control you by letting you believe they might, possibly, later, give it to you or take it from you. which in 99.9% of the case is false, they re just trying to dominate instead of being dominated.

[pedro01]

women dont love cock

they just use their pussy as an instrument to acquire what they really love: money and dominance

In my experience, quite the opposite.

Women love the cock. They just want quality cock. Not the sort of cock that gets them half way there, grunts and looks down apologetically and says "I'm finished".

Once a woman has an inkling that the cock is quality, they will give the cock a try. If the cock performs, the cock will have a free access pass any time.

If the cock also comes with the tongue, then they will even tell their friends to give the cock a try.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

You know, women seem to find their way to me ok, but when I set about smirking, winking, or otherwise being suave, I've always gotten zero result.  I conclude that I am not ugly but am simply smoothness challenged.  And I'm so socially inept I usually have no idea what's going on.  I have therefore finally reduced my mating strategy to: existing.

Bitches love existing men.

Try the D.E.N.N.I.S. System...

[Nomad]