Flinstones- YOUR OWN PERSONAL DATING AGENT

[El Diablo Blanco]

These bitches get hundreds of messages a day.  No matter how ugly, guys are chasing them like cats. 

[bigmc]

These bitches get hundreds of messages a day.  No matter how ugly, guys are chasing them like cats. 

thats true

they start to think their shit doesnt stink

but most of the guys are sending them one line messages

you can separate yourself off

if you dont come across as desperate you are already ahead of 99 percent of the guys on there

[ProudVirgin69]

its a numbers game

ive done it when im single

if you think they have their guard up your lyrics are shit

you need to be subtle and charming

if you think its difficult you are doing something wrong

It's not difficult per se, it's just time-consuming.  Have you actually used an online dating service?  I figured you had been married for a while, since before these existed or were widespread.

Online dating is not really worth it....if you're a charming, good looking, well-dressed dude I would advise you not to waste your time.  The ONLY good thing about it is that you can do it anywhere.  On the train, on your lunch break, in the doctor's office, lying in bed when you can't sleep, etc.

[Mr Nobody]

These bitches get hundreds of messages a day.  No matter how ugly, guys are chasing them like cats. 

True, but when they are leaving you messages every day what does that say?

[drockland]

BUT YOU DO NOT TELL A WOMAN I AM A FUCKING DOCTOR AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT!  Did you seriously think she would not bring it up?

thanks, bud

[ProudVirgin69]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[galeniko]

BUT YOU DO NOT TELL A WOMAN I AM A FUCKING DOCTOR AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT!  Did you seriously think she would not bring it up?

thanks, bud

lol

100 jokes come to mind lollololo

[arce1988]

 

[Hulkotron]

Is anyone taking advantage of this service?  Can we get an update?

[Kim Jong Bob]

Best dating site ever is facebook. Thats where i get all my chicks from. And no they dont loon anything like my avatar 

[bigmc]

Best dating site ever is facebook. Thats where i get all my chicks from. And no they dont loon anything like my avatar 

my single friends call it fuck book

[Kwon_2]

It isn't that easy to get them in person in the right environment. Each girl has their own set of rules and you really have to play their game at the beginning if you want to get anywhere with them. It is a numbers game, like you said. But once you get them in person, it's all up to you.

[flinstones1]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

My job is simple...to get guys on dates with women. I will say whatever that requires, if my clients prefer me to keep it real and play by their rules by telling women the truth about them fees go up because I won't be able to get them on the dates I promise them and definitely not the caliber of women I promise...

 im sorry but I didn't think   "Hi, my name is Jason,   I live in a one room flat and live in the ghetto because I spend all my money on supplements from gnc that do not work. But I'm a really nice guy and have been a getbigger for two months, please go out with me"
 was going to cut it with this chick.

I told the chick he had a PhD .. didn't see the big deal.

[bigmc]

My job is simple...to get guys on dates with women. I will say whatever that requires, if my clients prefer me to keep it real and play by their rules by telling women the truth about them fees go up because I won't be able to get them on the dates I promise them and definitely not the caliber of women I promise...

 im sorry but I didn't think   "Hi, my name is Jason,   I live in a one room flat and live in the ghetto because I spend all my money on supplements from gnc that do not work. But I'm a really nice guy and have been a getbigger for two months, please go out with me"
 was going to cut it with this chick.

I told the chick he had a PhD .. didn't see the big deal.

im thinking no matter how dumb a bitch is

the lies have to be credible

you call someone a doctor then they get dropped off by their mommy for the date

they might think something fishy is going on

[Grape Ape]

My job is simple...to get guys on dates with women. I will say whatever that requires, if my clients prefer me to keep it real and play by their rules by telling women the truth about them fees go up because I won't be able to get them on the dates I promise them and definitely not the caliber of women I promise...

Hey - for my next date, tell her I'm a 6'2" jacked, black millionaire with a ten inch cock.

I think I'll be able keep up the facade long enough to seal it.

[Kim Jong Bob]

my single friends call it fuck book

lol they are right..its great go get in  contact with people you otherwise wouldnt. Most are not members in datingsites but everyone has facebook. Im a amateurphotographer and have alot lf pics on dogs and portraits of my kid so i have had alot of dates that started with a women pming me if i can take photos of their dogs like a 24year old im going to see later today..  Or this girl i fucked one summer 7 years agö i havent seen since then, i found her on fb 6 weeks ago and we are now going to see a movie lster this week. None of them would i have met if it wasnt for Zuckerberg

[Mr Nobody]

lol they are right..its great go get in  contact with people you otherwise wouldnt. Most are not members in datingsites but everyone has facebook. Im a amateurphotographer and have alot lf pics on dogs and portraits of my kid so i have had alot of dates that started with a women pming me if i can take photos of their dogs like a 24year old im going to see later today..  Or this girl i fucked one summer 7 years agö i havent seen since then, i found her on fb 6 weeks ago and we are now going to see a movie lster this week. None of them would i have met if it wasnt for Zuckerberg

I saw a of couple obese fat girls on there once.

[Kim Jong Bob]

I saw a of couple obese fat girls on there once.

so.......did you hit them

[Mr Nobody]

so.......did you hit them

No I just told them to get back in the kitchen and bake me a pie.

[bigmc]

No I just told them to get back in the kitchen and bake me a pie.

interesting

what kind of pie

and how did you stop them eating it

[Mr Nobody]

interesting

what kind of pie

and how did you stop them eating it

I found a couple of pubic hairs in one it was clearly sabotage.

[Hulkotron]

My job is simple...to get guys on dates with women. I will say whatever that requires, if my clients prefer me to keep it real and play by their rules by telling women the truth about them fees go up because I won't be able to get them on the dates I promise them and definitely not the caliber of women I promise...

im sorry but I didn't think   "Hi, my name is Jason,   I live in a one room flat and live in the ghetto because I spend all my money on supplements from gnc that do not work. But I'm a really nice guy and have been a getbigger for two months, please go out with me"
 was going to cut it with this chick.

I told the chick he had a PhD .. didn't see the big deal.

This is a pro-calibre post, lol  Well done flinstonian.

[manuelsonn]

so this is a second grade scam in which , in a global crisis climate, the hookers dont have customers and this individual conectes them with stupid donks who are overpaing (50$= 20 hooker, 30 this imbecile). Well , keep up the good work!

[syntaxmachine]

My job is simple...to get guys on dates with women. I will say whatever that requires, if my clients prefer me to keep it real and play by their rules by telling women the truth about them fees go up because I won't be able to get them on the dates I promise them and definitely not the caliber of women I promise...

I told the chick he had a PhD .. didn't see the big deal.

Making shit up and leaving it to the client to paper over the inconsistencies? What kind of service is that?

"I'll tell this client's date that he is a 6'3, clean-cut Nordic bro with a girthy 8-incher that graduated from Harvard Business School and who is proficient in 18 languages, now working in venture capital and traveling all across Europe. What could go wrong?"

[BodyMachine]

well... I just broke up with what I thought was a 'needle in a haystack'.. lol.... so i'm back to seeing how many I can sleep with in a week... new or old girls, doesn't matter. i'll go through 15-20 in the next month or two probably, then it'll get really old, really quick and i'll say 'fuck all you sleezy bitches.... you're a fucking bank manager, wtf are you doing fucking me on the first night???' lol

ES sorry that ur relationship is over but I'm curious, are you the least bit hurt? Wonder what she's up to? Jealous thoughts ever run through ur mind as in who is she with tonight? Is "doing" 15 women a way to feel numb and coping? I'm curious in a respectful way as I wonder how others deal with moving on