Sarcasm is gah-damn man-monster I tell you!!!! I've also met Sarcasm in person and he's a mountain of a man. When I first met Sarcasm I happened to be on a business trip in his hometown and coincidentally enough I visited his gym for a quick back training session between conferences. I asked the gym manager to point me towards the locker room and he said, "it's directly behind you...go straight ahead." I then turned to walk towards the locker room per the manager's instructions when I realized I was heading straight for a wall. I asked the manager, "based on your directions, how can I get to the locker room? there's a damn wall in the way!" The manager said, "son, that's no wall.....that's Sarcasm."
He's a giant brontosaurus of a man!
MOS