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Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« on: December 14, 2013, 10:08:43 PM »
Seriously, this guy is on another level. The sport of battling the iron has never seen such a wordsmith before.

I don't understand 1/2 of what he posts, but I know deep down that its something special.

What you?

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2013, 10:15:47 PM »
Cock N Schlong.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2013, 10:18:12 PM »
Yes I saw him using Basile's arm machine once, it will transform you into a alien.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2013, 10:22:10 PM »
Cock N Schlong.

I understand this flavor of humor.

No pun intended phaggets.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2013, 07:58:57 AM »
An alien armed with an MFA from Dartmouth, as it seems

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2013, 08:09:56 AM »
Definitely a gifted wordsmith. I usually have to make two passes at his posts to fully get them.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2013, 08:14:58 AM »
gifted scholar or good copy and paster

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2013, 08:19:37 AM »
He would be a formidable adversary

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2013, 08:20:10 AM »
Also please address him as The Honorable Kahn N. Singh.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2013, 08:30:51 AM »
He's a genetically engineered übermensch
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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2013, 08:41:26 AM »
A lexicologist without peer. His command of the written word is surpassed only by his muscular physique, which he keeps at the ready should an opportunity to hit the posing dais arise, as it is wont to do.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2013, 09:10:20 AM »
He's a genetically engineered übermensch
Yes, Kahn Noonien Singh is genetically superior and according to Captain Kirk he's also "the best of the tyrants, and the most dangerous".  :o


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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2013, 09:13:14 AM »
Oh no you di'int, Chiro!

A fine volley of praise, gentlemen.
Thank you.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2013, 09:24:43 AM »
What are you reading these days KNS?

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2013, 02:12:41 PM »
Seriously, this guy is on another level. The sport of battling the iron has never seen such a wordsmith before.

I don't understand 1/2 of what he posts, but I know deep down that its something special.

What you?

He's the number one poster of the entire internet IMO, unbelievably underrated.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2013, 02:16:53 PM »
These posts are absolutely hilarious!!!



Yes, the Jungian archetype is that of the Face-Fucking Trickster, and the white towel symbolizes the absorbency of the collective unconscious which wipes away all shame and most of the spooge. Here, I'll write it down.


Most Esteemed Bacon, I read with great interest your essay, "A Plea for the Study of Languages," so I already knew that you were a learned polyglot, but your uncommon proficiency to laugh in other languages is truly amazing.

"Bacon was right in saying that the conquest of learning is achieved through the knowledge of languages, and that doing crossfit in the Aedificium with Brother Malachi, Venantius the Greek translator, and the venerable blind librarian is fucking gay and will lead to unnatural caresses!" – Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose


Let the High Court of Getbig convene with scented lube to masturbate adjudicate evenhandedly.





I’d introduce her to Meinhard Cøckegaard, my penispotentiary and cultural attaché.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2013, 02:18:06 PM »
He's the number one poster of the entire internet IMO, unbelievably underrated.

What drew him to getbig of all places I often wonder

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2013, 02:21:54 PM »
What drew him to getbig of all places I often wonder

haha, I don't get it!!

If he does really have an interest in bodybuilding, he must be the alpha of all the alphas.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2013, 02:31:23 PM »
Great man!

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2013, 02:46:58 PM »
Oh no you di'int, Chiro!

A fine volley of praise, gentlemen.
Thank you.

Both commas are bad style. Exposed as a pretentious wannabe. 

"volley" Oooo you must be a genius.


The "di'int" redeems you in full.

Carry on men.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2013, 04:40:05 PM »
Both commas are bad style. Exposed as a pretentious wannabe. 

"volley" Oooo you must be a genius.


The "di'int" redeems you in full.

Carry on men.

Brutal over analysis of one of the great thinkers and writers of our time.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2013, 04:53:52 PM »
Brutal over analysis of one of the great thinkers and writers of our time.
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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2013, 04:55:01 PM »
I've heard that he kills about 20 hobos a month.

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Re: Kahn N. Singh is an alien
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2013, 04:56:30 PM »
Both commas are bad style.

I think both commas have to be there for proper sentence structure.